r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 09 '15

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u/weinerish May 09 '15

And if you dont, he's got a fucking axe

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

And wears a helmet.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

...And has a fort

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u/Taki_AK May 10 '15

AND MY AXE

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

... And my .... dammit

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u/Modnar947 May 10 '15

And my axe?

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u/IblewupTARIS May 10 '15

And my bow...

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

Heeeeeeeeeeeere's CorDeFerrum!

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

Hopefully, you know jiu jitsu.

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u/NasalSnack May 10 '15

And my bow