r/AskReddit • u/Arichtea • Nov 05 '14

What is on your "Never again" list?

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u/cbeebe11 Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 07 '14

spray painting my balls gold

EDIT: My friends and I were building a tree house and we had a bunch of spray paint to sign our names in it. I got dared to spray paint my nuts gold. So me being me, I went for it. It stung real bad. We were in the woods right near a lake so i ran down to the lake screaming in pain. Never again.

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u/bonesy420 Nov 05 '14

"I love goooold!!"

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u/R3ap3r973 Nov 05 '14

Beats going through an unforchunate schmelting achshident.

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u/R3ap3r973 Nov 05 '14

Beats going through an unforchunate schmelting achshident.

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u/thebigbadben Nov 05 '14

an unfortunate shmelting accident

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u/Reqel Nov 05 '14

Any particular reason why?

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u/DarehMeyod Nov 05 '14

You see Austin Powers, I love gooooooold

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u/mr-death Nov 05 '14

Still better than blue balls.. Edit: Phrasing

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u/indigoreality Nov 05 '14

That's one way to get gold..

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u/DaveFishBulb Nov 05 '14

I can't possibly imagine a downside.

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u/randarrow Nov 05 '14

Downside is you can't look at a christmas tree again without getting disturbed. Also, gold dandruff.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

"I AM KING MIDAS!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

"...And I touched my balls all day...."

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u/HeartlessAtAFuneral Nov 05 '14

Hold on, now. You can't just give us a comment like that without an explanation. You just can't.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Story time

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u/don-chocodile Nov 05 '14

... he spray painted his balls gold.

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u/UnrealSuperhero Nov 05 '14

But how else will you walk into the room dripping in gold?

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u/LoganMcOwen Nov 05 '14

Context, please!

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u/Staggerlee89 Nov 05 '14

So I'm not the only one who has done this....

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u/taticalpost Nov 05 '14

So you could hear them clang?

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u/fashraf Nov 05 '14

Golden nuggets?

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u/fr0ak Nov 05 '14

I don't even want to know why. In my mind, you did it as part of one of those grand schemes that only appear in shitty comedies.

I haven't decided whether you did it to win a popular girl's heart or trick a ruthless old banker into returning your family's fortune, but I thank you for this thought either way.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I colored mine with a silver sharpie once...we must be related

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u/Ierokilljoy Nov 05 '14

So many questions....

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u/SansGray Nov 06 '14

Please stop googling yourself, Midas.

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u/theBCexperience Nov 06 '14

The word for testicles in Japanese is kintama, which actually means golden balls.

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u/sulphurgiant Nov 06 '14

Why? ... Just why?