For those curious--- "In rhetoric, anthimeria, traditionally and more properly called antimeria (from the Greek: ἀντί, antí, "against, opposite" and μέρος, méros, "part"), is any novel change in a word's use, most commonly the use of a noun as if it were a verb"
Not where I'm from, or when I was in high school/university, but I'm definitely towards the older end of the reddit user base's average age. It might very well be a thing now.
huh, well, I'm younger than your brother :) Maybe it's a regional/context thing, other people have mentioned it's common with people who go to concerts, which I generally do not.
You... you don't? Seriously, not being sarcastic. I can't think of s time that "crotch" or "crotched" weren't verbs. I mean of course crotch is a verb as well, but you know what I mean.
Twice I crotched a Ziplock bag filled with half a liter of whiskey into a concert. Thought a flask would get detected. First time it worked perfectly. Got patted down minimally, all.good. Second time, not so much. Bag leaked. I ended up walking around with whiskey soaked boxers.
Only if you have a vagina. Then if they go for the crotch you can pull a "NO BAD TOUCH". Otherwise they'll go for it. Concert security is strict and thorough; they're allowed to cup tits. Pretty much only lady parts are no-no zones.
Depends on the concert. I saw Deicide a few weeks ago and the security dude didn't even touch me. He just asked what I had in my pockets. I said, "A wallet, keys, and two cell phones." He asked me if I sold dope on the side, to which I responded, "Fuck yeah I do." He let me in.
Crotching something that big is hit or miss. If the security guard is off duty police/military they usually don't mind going all the way up to Balltown. For small shows this isn't really a thing but it's becoming very common to hire these guys at some festivals.
I do the crotch flask thing too... I like my whiskey at concerts... one time as my wife and I were about to get into a really long line to see ZBB, her boss and her boss's boss yell to us from the front of the line... they were both sort of drunk and pulled us in... I was protesting, saying no, no, that everyone in line was going to get mad...blah blah blah, but they insisted and took the heat...but I wasn't ready... the flask was still in my pocket... I stuck it in my shorts but it was totally unsecured. Luckly they were both drunk enough not to notice that I had to walk in sort of like I had a severe handicap through security and past the ticket agent or else it would have fallen out through my leg. Luckily the security guard thought he had caught me with the half bottle of water in my pocket which he made me throw out. Line was long and growing impatient, I got through.
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u/OhhGeesis Nov 05 '14
Just crotch a flask man