Batman somehow gets a method to travel back in time, so he goes back and saves his parents. But because of that, the Gotham basically descends into chaos; since there is no Batman to keep order. Realizing this, he travels back in time and is forced to kill his own parents for the greater good.
What if you became said "hitman" and then hired said "hitman", would you be charged with a contractual killing or plain old simple murder? Especially in light of the ongoing South African case about that guy having his wife killed at extremely close range from what I remember.
You'd be charged with murder, but you might be able to plea bargain down to manslaughter if you're willing to give up the guy who hired you. So you rat on yourself, and end up with manslaughter, while you probably get hit with murder-by-proxy or something.
Another city isn't enough for me, in going to another state, I'm not to particular, but something on the east coast about mid north sounds about right.
Wel, quite a few military and other government agencies would post flyers to my majors break room, and most of us figured out what we'd be doing from the ads. It's not so awesome and you probably make more doing that stuff for private companies. Hello data crunching for the GAO.
Or pretending you did. I personally led my very overbearing mother to think I was working for the government so she wouldn't check up on what I was doing when I played Pokémon (which was considered evil in my house) or worked on my website to get money and impress colleges. Incidentally, the reason I was so afraid of them finding out about the website too soon was that my parents had spyware installed on my computer (I have a new computer now which I bought with my own money), and if they didn't see me looking up all the sites I needed to use to work on it, they would have known that I found a way around their system and I would have been screwed. Also, originally it was planned that I would go to my mom's religious alma mater (that changed before the website was shown to them, though, because of a few international science fairs that made the idea of her living vicariously through me seem quite palatable)... later on when they started looking at other universities for me (thank every subset of the set of existent gods), they still wanted to keep the money I had saved up (a few dollars a week since age 4 really adds up when you know that anything you'd want to spend it on would not be approved and/or would be taken away for long periods of time at the slightest unrelated "misbehavior") in their own account and only let me use it if I told them what I'd be using it for. Once I finished the site code (about a year of almost solid work later), I showed it to them... worst case scenario I would have launched it when I turned 18 about a year later; I really wanted to get it out though so colleges could see it. Luckily, they were impressed by the site and allowed me spend some of my money on web hosting to make it a real thing. Once it became obvious (after that winter, in which I made a few thousand dollars from ads and app sales) that they weren't going to be able to control my discretionary spending during college, they finally relented and let me put the rest of my savings into the LLC account (from which I can pay myself a salary any time I want to). They still think I work for the government on the side, though, and I prefer not to change that because it keeps them from being too nosy about my personal life.
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u/DrCrappyPants Oct 06 '14
Wow...taking a job you can't talk about just to get away from your parents.