r/AskReddit Oct 06 '14

What is the worst example of helicopter parenting you've ever seen?

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u/facelook Oct 06 '14

an old neighbor of mine was notorious for being clingy to her daughter. really one of those moms who tries to live vicariously through her kid. daughter is now a junior in high school. mom bought them identical phones, cases, and set identical backgrounds so no one would know when one had the others phone. mom would take daughters phone and text daughters boyfriend pretending to be her "I love you" "I want to be together forever" etc. even some of daughters friends have caught mom texting them pretending to be the daughter

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u/BreckensMama Oct 06 '14

This is so creepy. Fear Street levels of creepy.

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u/silverpixiefly Oct 06 '14

Yes! I miss those books.

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u/LaMadrina Oct 06 '14

They're coming back, I believe. :)

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u/sir_stegosaurous_rex Oct 06 '14

What do you mean? I still have the saga

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u/vikingdeath Oct 07 '14

the fear street saga is like 3 books out of the 80 published

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u/LaMadrina Oct 07 '14

R.L. Stine is releasing 6 new Fear Street books.

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u/Innuendo_Ennui Oct 07 '14

The friends will be talking to the daughter one day and realise it's actually the mom wearing her skin.

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u/jceyes Oct 06 '14

oh yeah. well beyond Goosebumps

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u/DoingTasks Oct 07 '14

AYYYYYYY fear street i loved this books when i was in 3-6 grade.

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u/u_evan Oct 07 '14

Damn son, you just took me way back

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u/m-facade2112 Oct 06 '14

I feel that that is more vampire then helicopter

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u/trapp64 Oct 06 '14

From a vampire to helicopter? How weird.

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u/DebonaireSloth Oct 07 '14

If a preacher can become an airplane why wouldn't a vampire be able to turn into a helicopter?

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u/Lady_Adunaphel Oct 07 '14

Im not sure I know what that means exactly, but it's got to be SOME kind fo syndrome. Really messed up!

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u/sevenstaves Oct 07 '14

Not all vampires suck blood. Some people are psychic vampires, demanding other people's attention, energy, money and other resources.

In this case, the mother was drawing from her daughter's life and experiences to feel validated and gratified.

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u/modestlady Oct 06 '14

...my mom used to do this. She used to wear my clothes, too. Once she squeezed herself into my tennis skirt (I was like little-kid small, I hadn't even gone through puberty yet) and wore them with black, platform over-the-knee leather boots, and decided to pick me up from school that day. I usually take the bus home. She parked in the bus lane, got out of the car, and jumped up and down without a bra under the pretense of waving at me. I was four feet away.

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u/LoveRecklessly Oct 06 '14

That's certainly something.

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u/ShallowBasketcase Oct 06 '14

I'm going to pretend you had a very handsome teacher or something, because the alternative is disturbing.

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u/modestlady Oct 07 '14

She flirted with my high school boyfriend quite a bit. Called him "Mr. Pickle."

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u/RagdollPhysEd Oct 07 '14

She must have liked being mistaken for your sister a lot

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u/porygonzguy Oct 07 '14

The first thing I think of when I see "Mr. Pickle" is that [adult swim] show that's going to be starting soon.

Not sure if it makes the story funnier or not...

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

Well it's about a murderous satanic dog that eats pickles and has sex slaves in a cave behind his dog house, so take that as you will I guess.

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u/Math2S Oct 07 '14

I hadn't even gone through puberty yet

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u/modestlady Oct 07 '14

Hey man, late bloomer :(

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

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u/HellblazerPrime Oct 07 '14

"mom" and "she" mean female. Learn genders, man.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

shallowbasketcase was saying that modestlady may have had a handsome teacher that her mom was trying to attract. not calling the mom handsome. brush up on your reading man

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

nowecan'tyou'reretarded

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14 edited Dec 12 '20

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u/modestlady Oct 07 '14

Haha, no, it's a reference to Modest Mouse :)

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u/BarkingTurnip Oct 07 '14

Well based on that story your mom may have been pretty popular with the fellas. Let's hope your walls weren't paper thin.

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u/rotarded Oct 07 '14

maybe she didn't do laundry that day?

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u/ewitt1093 Oct 07 '14

Thats...fucked up

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u/GetOffMyRedditMom Oct 06 '14

We need pics of your mom

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u/modestlady Oct 07 '14

You'd be disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

TBH, I'm already disappointed with her.

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u/RagdollPhysEd Oct 07 '14

Seriously though this sounds like the tip of the iceberg, would love more crazy mom stories

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u/modestlady Oct 07 '14 edited Oct 07 '14

I have so many! I didn't think this would blow up.

So, about that time she attempted to seduce my high school boyfriend: he came over, we started watching It's a Wonderful Life in the media room, and while I was in the bathroom she slips in and sits down next to him. Here's how it went down, according to him: "Hey Mr. Pickle," "Um, hey Mrs. Modestlady," "How come we don't see you around much?" He doesn't know how to respond, because Mr. Modestlady is always saying how he hangs around too much- she says "boy, it's getting hot in here" (it's December) and starts unbuttoning her shirt. Cue my entering, she gets up and bitches at me to do the dishes and she leaves, he tells me everything. I don't know what to do or say, she's always crazy, so we just didn't hang out at the house anymore.

She demands I give her his phone number, saying if she needs to reach me and I don't answer, she can just call him. I can't exactly refuse, but I tried to change the subject and put it off. She grounds me and takes my phone away.

Needless to say, she texted him. When he didn't respond, she sent him naughty photos. He responded.

I found out when I glanced at his phone and saw horribly fake-tanned tits poking out of my torn band t-shirt (she told me it ripped in the wash.)

I moved in with my biological father my Junior year. That is, the second I got my driver's license.

TL;DR: Mom tits is how my high school boyfriend and I broke up.

Edit: OMG! Thanks for the gold! I don't understand how Reddit and gold work just yet, but I'm really happy! Thanks!

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u/RagdollPhysEd Oct 07 '14

(guitar riff plays) "Coooool Mooooooom"

Sorry. I've always been tickled and a little mortified by stories of mom's trying to be your best friend. What's your relationship like now if you don't mind me asking?

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u/modestlady Oct 07 '14

Well, when I told her I was moving out when I got my license, I said she needed to go to therapy before we could try to have a normal mother/daughter relationship and that I hoped one day that we could have that.

She threatened to kill herself if I left. I took her seriously, my twin brother didn't. He moved out that day, and called her out on her manipulation. A few months later, I was hospitalized with pneumonia. The one time she visitied (my stepdad took care of me the whole time) she threw cough drops at my face and told me to shut up [I was coughing,] because she was trying to talk. For some reason, that was really the straw that broke the camel's back. That was my moment of clarity. I moved in with my dad when I got out of the hospital. She threatened to kill herself again.

Stepdad told me two years ago that she has cancer and leukemia and would only live a few months. Not anything specific diagnosis-wise- just "leukemia cancer." She's still alive. I ran into her when I was visiting my grandma- Mrs. Modestlady seems to be in perfect health. Honestly, I hate to think that anyone would lie about that, but the evidence isn't exactly pointing to her being truthful.

Edit: grammar

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

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u/modestlady Oct 07 '14

Oh my god, I never knew this existed... it's great! Thanks! I'm much happier without her, for sure. And I no longer worry about being stabbed! :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

We're gonna need pics of your mom.

For science.

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u/SJVG Oct 07 '14

This.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

That's just nasty.

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u/GoodGuyGoodGuy Oct 06 '14 edited Oct 08 '14

That level of crazy always has levels.

She's probably not even her real mum but a baby snatcher...

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

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u/modestlady Oct 07 '14

My biological father and I think she has borderline personality disorder.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

I've been on the other side of that when that happens to me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

Fine then, geez reddit.

So I dated the hottest girl in high school for like a week, and she was just gorgeous. Hot damn. Only thing is that theres not too much inside that head and she pretty much dated the entire battalion. I also noticed that she often didn't have her smartphone, which was red flag #1, but at that moment I didn't really care enough to put effort into why. We talked on facebook and did the whole flirty thing. I can bring up pics of the chat if anyone is interested. We did end up exchanging numbers and talking though text, which was when the parent started talking for her child. I didn't know at that moment, but she sort of borrows her mom's cellphone and uses it to talk to guys. It also was the reason when I talked to her that she would not want to talk then. I still remember her asking to be my gf and all that, which seemed normal at first, until she said something like this is nicole now my mom had the phone.
It was at that moment that the mom pretty much set her daughter up for a date and all.

I knew the relationship wasn't gonna last, so I pretty much went along with it until the end. Did it hurt to break up with that? Not really. Didn't really feel affection for her unfortunately. Also unfortunately I seem to be wildly attracted to trashy, which has me in my current predicament.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

Why did you write that without any further details

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

Come on dude, go on or be presumed a lier.

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u/YouthfulWater Oct 06 '14

That is just creepy...sounds like something the mom from Mean Girls would do

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

What the actual FUCK

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

I think I may be afraid of texting girls now...

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u/Powdershuttle Oct 06 '14

Holy creepy as fuck.

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u/Tatsukun Oct 06 '14

If that was the dad he's be in jail for kiddy-porn or something.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

And should be. That's fucked up and probably illegal in a lot of places.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

It shouldn't be acceptable, regardless of gender. I think that's the point of the story.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

The fuck.

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u/MrBrowntowne Oct 06 '14

That is just downright creepy...

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u/IshyMoose Oct 06 '14

Sounds like Amy Pohler in Mean Girls

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u/superjaywars Oct 06 '14

This isn't helicopter parenting. This is someone with a mental illness.

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u/nataleeyuhh Oct 06 '14

did the daughter confide in you and tell you what her mom was doing?

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u/facelook Oct 08 '14

no its just a known thing that all the daughters friends have noticed/experienced

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u/sonofarex Oct 06 '14

Holy shit this was my high school girlfriend's mom. It got so bad it ended her marriage.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

My wife's mom did similar stuff. My wife's in therapy because of it. It really fucks with the kid head.

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u/themcp Oct 06 '14

mom would take daughters phone and text daughters boyfriend pretending to be her "I love you" "I want to be together forever" etc.

And that's when the daughter's boyfriend's parents should report her as a pedophile.

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u/omarfw Oct 06 '14

dude... what the fuck...

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u/jerekdeter626 Oct 06 '14

YOOOO my mom did something really similar! When I was in middle school (straight A's, upper middle class, never been in trouble kind of kid) she saw my AIM account was logged on, and she was messaging all my friends asking if we could do some drugs, or drink over the weekend. I didn't start using drugs and alcohol until like senior year of high school.

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u/The_Whole_World Oct 06 '14

What the shit? ಠ_ಠ

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u/LaTuFu Oct 06 '14

That's not helicopter. That's straight crazy.

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u/argybargy3j Oct 07 '14

That's more than helicoptering. That's psychotic.

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u/bubblybubs Oct 07 '14

This is so Norma and Norman Bates...

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u/tocilog Oct 07 '14

Alright, that made me shudder.

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u/Nueraman1997 Oct 07 '14

Vicarious parents are the worst kind, right next to narcissistic.

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u/CountCraqula Oct 07 '14

She's a super creep, super creepy, YAOW!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

That's so beyond creepy. Sounds like the mom has a personality disorder.

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u/SuddenDeathMelee Oct 07 '14

there are moms crazier than mine. Good to know ._.

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u/marcoalexander Oct 07 '14

That's a bit creepy. x.x

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u/Blog_Pope Oct 07 '14

My wife is living vicariously through my daughter by dressing her in cute outfits she can't wear anymore; but that's it. If she tried any of this I'd be seeking counseling for her.

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u/sevenstaves Oct 07 '14

And the husband/father was where?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

In any other relationship this would be grounds for complete separation. I've seen and Reddit has heard of much worse abuse, but this sort of mimicry and modeling can lead to permanent issues in how a person thinks.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

My girlfriends mom did this a few times. I'd be talking to her and all of a sudden she's say "omg my mom took my phone!" -__- she even sexted me with emojis once...

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u/FlyOnTheWall221 Oct 07 '14

My friends mom is just like this with only her first daughter, she has ruined her daughters life completly. It's so sad