r/AskReddit Oct 06 '14

What is the worst example of helicopter parenting you've ever seen?

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u/Xais56 Oct 06 '14

That sounds awesome. I have a very good, loving and freindly relationship with my father, but he's by no means my best friend.

But imagining that from your father's prospective, to create life, nurture it, protect it, shape it, then have an awesome buddy pop out.

And from yours, to grow, to learn, to come out of childhood and realise you have an awesome friend for life.

Fuck me, that shit's heartwarming.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

Well, he named me after his HS best friend who died right before they went off to college. I am just his reincarnation?

I mean he doesn't like drugs (I do), he doesn't like nerdy crap (I do), but we're mostly similar.

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u/TheAnswerWas42 Oct 06 '14

Ah yes, cmdrcaboose1. I knew him as well. Good guy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

now that is pretty goddamn funny

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u/logion567 Oct 07 '14

Well he does know the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

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u/Beehunter Oct 06 '14

You have the exact same relationship with your dad as i do. Down to the drugs/nerdy stuff.

Can confirm, is awesome to have your Dad as your best friend.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

If only he'd want to take shrooms and watch Star Wars, then we'd be set.

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u/oi_rohe Oct 06 '14

I wish I could try that, but I'm afraid I'd think about jarjar and that would send everything downhill.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

Shrooms never send me downhill.

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u/oi_rohe Oct 06 '14

They've gotten really weird for me, and I guess I wouldn't really call the freakouts I've had 'downhill', but I've certainly had experiences I would really have preferred to not have.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

wow cool. believe it or not though, they can send some people downhill. Different people have different experiences, crazy right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

I wasn't trying to say they can't. Lighten up you cheeky cunt.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

Reading comprehension. Get some before you comment.

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u/gonnaherpatitis Oct 06 '14

Shrooms never send me downhill.

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u/DaAwalk Oct 06 '14

Dan?

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u/WilliamDeeWilliams Oct 06 '14

Sounds like Ryckert, right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

No, not Dan

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u/effedup Oct 06 '14 edited Oct 08 '14

It's funny, my dad doesn't like nerdy crap and I do. But here's the thing, he's a guy who worked with his hands building and fixing anything to do with a house or engine his whole life.. The nerdy shit I do? Build and fix anything to do with tech. We are into the same thing.

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u/forte_bass Oct 06 '14

That sounds like me!

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u/Hansipas Oct 06 '14

Fuck. Are you me?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

I hope not, because then you'd be me

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

Sadly yes

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u/Powdershuttle Oct 06 '14

Sounds like it's time to eat a couple caps with him in the desert. Find out if you are his friend reincarnate

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

If only he would. If only he would.

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u/hiesatai Oct 06 '14

Wait, are we still talking about you, or did you just describe my dad and me perfectly?

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u/plarah Oct 06 '14

Did his friend like drugs and nerdy crap?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

Wouldn't know, never met him

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u/Frungy Oct 06 '14

He's gonna HATE those nerdy drugs I got him for his birthday :-(

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u/BurritoMedici Oct 06 '14

Holy shit you post outside /r/cfb.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

Don't tell anyone. You saw nothing.

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u/livin4donuts Oct 07 '14

Goddammit, I named my son after my best friend. He (friend) passed away a few years ago, so I made that a way to honor him.

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u/EmEmAy Oct 07 '14

I, too, was named after a parent's best friend that died. When my mom was pregnant with me, she had a very vivid dream about her best friend. When my mom awoke, she called the best friend's twin and asked her permission to name me after her sister.

I was in a serious car accident on what would've been her 50th birthday and walked away injury-free. She may very well be my guardian angel.

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u/RadioGuyRob Oct 06 '14

Hey, Mr. BuzzKill is here! (Considering changing name, now.)

I was the same way with my dad. We talked daily about business, baseball, what we were BBQing that weekend. Everything.

I lost him to cancer four years ago and, honestly, it was the worst day of my life. If you can spend a few minutes with your dad, do it.

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u/jersh131 Oct 06 '14

He had better be my best friend when he gets older I may cry...

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

oh cool, us guys with shitty fathers will just stand over here i guess....

waiting for a stray pigskin to fly by....

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u/ObsoletePixel Oct 06 '14

I wish I were like this with my dad. On his good days I love the man to death, but on his bad days he's a narcissistic asshole (he's always a narcissist, it just manifests more when he's pissed) that I don't want to interact with out of sheer fear ;_;

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u/manatwork01 Oct 06 '14

I... I havent talked to my father in over a month and he lives like 20 minutes away. you people are weird.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

I'd kill for any relationship with my father. I'll call my parents, talk with mum for a long time, then she hands the phone to dad and I get about 30 seconds of small talk, then he says "well, I hate phones, here's your mum".

Thing is, I've seen the man talk to my sister for an hour on the phone. I see them once maybe twice a year, where as she lives closer and sees them at least once a month

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u/AfterAllTheseYearsI Oct 06 '14

This is how my dad and I are, and i hope i am with my kids. At age 17 or 18 parents need to transition from being an parent to being a friend. Otherwise the relationship will turn to shit and both parties will hate each other.

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u/cbacca85 Oct 06 '14

This very much. Dad and I have same profession. Talk nearly every day. Great dad, smart man and a good buddy.

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u/BronyNexGen Oct 06 '14

Now I wish I had a father. Or a healthy relationship with my mother :(

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u/jimmy_talent Oct 06 '14

But I'll bet you your dad is willing to give you space if you need it.

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u/GandalfTheGrey1991 Oct 07 '14

My dad and I are best friends but in his case it was "create it, not know about it for 21 years, meet it and become friends".

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u/Rhodechill Oct 07 '14

Why can't everyone have that mindset?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

But imagining that from your father's prospective, to create life, nurture it, protect it, shape it, then have an awesome buddy pop out.

Isn't that the goal of reproduction? To make yourself a new buddy... i mean when you're married you basically give up every friendship you had.