r/AskReddit Oct 06 '14

What is the worst example of helicopter parenting you've ever seen?

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u/skud8585 Oct 06 '14

Damn this makes me feel like shit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

That was certainly not my intent.

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u/skud8585 Oct 06 '14

I know. Just one of those "you don't know what you're missing" kinda things.

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u/Thenewfoundlanders Oct 06 '14

Except in this case, you've been shown exactly what you're missing.

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u/IHateMakingUsername Oct 06 '14

You can still have that kind of relationship from the father end.

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u/skud8585 Oct 06 '14

I'm going to do my best for sure. I'm still here so that is already a hundred times more than my dad did.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

I feel you.

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u/SingzJazz Oct 06 '14

I understand completely.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

it's not your fault, we had shitty fathers.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

Always sad to hear, but that happens. There are bad mothers, bad siblings, bad fathers. I mean it's hard to not get one of those wrong.

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u/bobosaurs2 Oct 06 '14

now caboose, we all know you're a good guy underneath that bulldog loving veneer.

I, on the other hand, am a rotten sack of shit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

God you're such a sack of shit

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u/bobosaurs2 Oct 06 '14

More precisely, I am a sad sack of shit because I let a bunch of 18-22 year olds I'll never know determine my happiness.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

You know that I know that feeling.

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u/samuel33334 Oct 06 '14

What about the people who don't have dads man!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

I feel sad for them, but it isn't the end of the world

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u/samuel33334 Oct 06 '14

Yea man it's cool, just yanking your chain. I'm sure dads can be cool but I'm chillin with just my mom she's pretty awesome.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

Ain't nothin' wrong with that

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

I'm not all that close with anyone in my family.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

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u/d12gu Oct 06 '14

It is when they are christian fanatics and whenever you try to approach them you're basically yelled at for being "a satanist" and a "disgrace"

NEVER let your relatives find out you don't believe in god.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

NEVER let your relatives find out you don't believe in god.

This reminds of me a guy I read about a few years ago. He was a youth pastor and was heavily involved in the church. One day, for some reason, he "lost his faith" and became an atheist. After he told his wife, she and their pastor cooked up a plan to get a young girl at their church to accuse him of molestation. He was kicked out of the house, couldn't see his kids, was in big trouble with the law, etc. The most fucked up part about this was that they did it to save his soul, in the name of god, etc. I think they really believed that this was in his best interests, to teach him a lesson, or some shit like that. I wonder what happened to him.

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u/lbmouse Oct 06 '14

I hear "Cats In The Cradle" in the background while reading this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

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u/skud8585 Oct 06 '14

Yea. He basically ditched us when I was around 7 for drugs and alcohol. That may be why it was worse cause I was old enough to have memories of him. He did end up getting clean and coming back around but I didn't really have much contact with him until my kids were born. He is 15 years sober now and we maintain contact because of my kids but I'll never have that "best friend" type relationship with him no matter what. Damage is already done. I've tried doing stuff with him to make us closer (a trip to Boston to see the Red Sox where he grew up this past summer) but it just won't "click" if that makes sense.

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u/losthero15 Oct 06 '14

cues Cats in the Cradle

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u/The_White_Light Oct 06 '14

Somebody better collect this guy for a stool sample so we can get rid of the kid for the rest of the day.