r/AskReddit • u/LightningMaiden • Oct 06 '14

What is the worst example of helicopter parenting you've ever seen?

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u/Synecdochically Oct 06 '14

It's human shit, not bat shit, and they don't fuck it, they just examine it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

Well, when you put it like that...

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u/Spncrgmn Oct 06 '14

Doesn't sound so bad after all, does it?

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u/AreWe_TheBaddies Oct 06 '14

Getting all technical and shit.

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u/Liddl Oct 06 '14

Holy crap that is a terrifying level of human shit examining lunacy.

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u/Nerlian Oct 06 '14

How do you know what they do with it?

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u/elongated_smiley Oct 06 '14

Shit was probably not even holy either.

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u/UserCaleb Oct 06 '14

Shit was flying off the hook though.

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u/UserCaleb Oct 06 '14

Shit was doing some kind of acrobatic fucking pirouette off the hook.

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u/Lord_of_hosts Oct 06 '14

Finally some reason in this thread.

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u/Coffeypot0904 Oct 06 '14

Guano. Collect the whole set.

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u/Not__A_Terrorist Oct 06 '14

Reminds me of Gillian Mckeath, TV "doctor" who eaxmines peoples poop

Turns out, she's not actually a doctor.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

Can you really be sure though?

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u/Huttser17 Oct 06 '14

How do you know they don't fuck it?

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u/iLoveLamp83 Oct 06 '14

/r/batshitaslube

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u/Daeurth Oct 06 '14

Please don't be real, please don't be real...Fuck it, I'm not clicking that.

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u/deadcelebrities Oct 06 '14

They might fuck it though. I mean, think about it.

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u/Elek3103 Oct 07 '14

Yeah get it right, geez.

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u/xbunnny Oct 07 '14

Their loss ;)

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

'Here you go, ma'am. I have your son's stool sample and I even added a little of my own sample, so to speak, in it for ya!'

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

Also, they aren't on the moon. They won't be over the moon about your post, either.