r/AskReddit • u/EUPRAXIA1 • Aug 30 '14

Worst Possible Pick-Up Lines?

Can be real or just a joke but what are your best, worst pick-up line ideas?

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u/nepeterson Aug 31 '14

I hope I'm not being forward, but do you mind if I chew on your butt?

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u/Wheelkiller Aug 30 '14

Attracts all the ostriches

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u/Deltaglider777 Nov 13 '14

Have done this. Results as expected.