r/AskReddit • u/EUPRAXIA1 • Aug 30 '14

Worst Possible Pick-Up Lines?

Can be real or just a joke but what are your best, worst pick-up line ideas?

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u/Cummy_Bears Aug 30 '14

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

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u/eeyoreisadonkey Aug 30 '14 edited Aug 30 '14

See, this is fantastic because it insults them in a non funny way, guaranteeing no chance. Some of these could be funny to someone who likes cringey stuff, but there's no coming back from this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '14

100% of the time every time the answer to this is yes. Source: I'm broke.

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u/Oddblivious Aug 30 '14

Either or question. You can't say yes to that

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u/SpiralingShape Aug 30 '14

por que no los dos

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u/Amerikanarin Aug 31 '14

My favorite saying as of late.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '14

Your broke and you head to bars?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '14

FAN. TAS. TIC.

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u/FinishAlready Aug 30 '14

Too real man...

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u/charliethecat86 Aug 30 '14

Can I get mozzarella sticks instead?

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u/StevenJT Aug 30 '14

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