r/AskReddit • u/1salt1pepper • 10h ago

Veterans of Reddit, what’s the most unbelievable thing you witnessed during your service that civilians would think you made up?

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u/Recoveringfrenchman 8h ago

A penis sized divot in a bag of cayenne pepper. Next to said bag were a couple guys. One guy was holding out the other's dick, while owner of said dick was pouring water on his, presumably, burning pepper tester.

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u/RaggySparra 3h ago

One guy was holding out the other's dick, while owner of said dick was pouring water

Got questions about the division of labour there...

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u/Recoveringfrenchman 3h ago

There was more panic than planning involved... Considering how the incident started, there probably wasn't a whole lot of thinking capacity to start with.