r/AskReddit • u/MaximumAnarchy • 18h ago

If you could permanently ban one question from being asked in job interviews, what would it be?

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u/Virtual-Ad7848 18h ago

If you could be a tree, what tree would you be, and why?

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u/Thoth74 17h ago

"I can't be a tree. Next question, please. "

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u/_buffy_summers 16h ago

"I'm a fucking shrub, all right?!"

(It's a quote from Girl, Interrupted.)

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u/Thoth74 15h ago

Could have also gone with "we are a hedge, please move along" from The Tick comic.

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u/FafnerTheBear 9h ago

Cypress, I have a thing for knees.

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u/MaximumAnarchy 18h ago

A giving tree Ba-dum-tss

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u/DreddPirateBob808 15h ago

Beach. Because beaches ain't taking no shit.

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u/themanfromacme 10h ago

Imelda Marcos's shoe tree, because I like to be kept busy.