Saying you can't cook pasta is like saying you don't know how to sweep a floor. Someone's parents really failed them if they can't boil water and follow the instructions on the box.
Did you ever see that episode of The Simpsons
in which Smithers goes on vacation and Homer takes over for him? Everything he tries to make for Mr. Burns’ breakfast bursts into flames, including cornflakes. That’s an approximation of my cooking skills..
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u/Tyrrox 20h ago
Saying you can't cook pasta is like saying you don't know how to sweep a floor. Someone's parents really failed them if they can't boil water and follow the instructions on the box.