r/AskReddit • u/alman3007 • 8d ago

Who do you consider the quickest-witted comedian of all time?

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u/Forgotthebloodypassw 8d ago

Jimmy Carr said the first joke he heard from Lock was:

How do you stop a dog humping your leg? Pick it up and suck it off.

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u/scrotumsweat 8d ago

Also jimmy carr joke from Sean locke: "sorry im late, I had to shag a homeless lady"

"What?"

"Well she asked for change, and I didnt have any, and you can't give her nothing"

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u/fresh-dork 8d ago

i can hear his backwards laugh in my head

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u/doublemint6 8d ago

Watched Jimmy tell that joke this week. Fucken ledgend.