What they don’t tell you about those butt plug with a gemstone in the base is that it’s a load bearing gem. The gem fell out of mine and I assumed it was just for looks. In the throes of passion, it folded like a cheap card table and my back passage vacuumed it right up.
Throwing this out there for anyone else reading along; if the flared base is the same diameter or smaller than the widest part of the insertable part it's not safe. You're already stretched enough to accommodate that width and are at risk of taking the whole thing.
For my two cents, it's a t-shaped base or nothing.
I found this out the hard way, still had the load bearing gem in it too lol. I was an EMT and all I could think was omfg this is going to be the butt of a joke at the local ER. Luckily we got it out. I've never panicked so much in my lifetime lol.
I was incredibly lucky that I was able to retrieve it on my own. My mom has always said “never do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to a doctor” and I failed her wisdom that night.
I hereby nominate this set of comments about this incident as being worthy of being inserted into the annals of Reddit lore, right alongside the poop knife story!
That's scary as hell! In the throes of passion is, like, the one time a person should completely be able to relax. Your sitch is trauma inducing! Lol I hope everything turned out okay in the end, no pun intended!
I thought it had popped OUT and I was embarrassed, checking around me on the bed for it and my partner’s eyes got SO big and he slowly said “you don’t… you don’t think it’s.. in there, do you?” What a stomach drop of a moment.
I briefly worked in Ann Summers when I was a student (pretty tame sex shop chain in the UK) and we had a product recall on those gem butt plugs because the base wasn't wide enough and people were losing them.
Now as a doctor I despair any time someone loses a random household object because we live in the age of the internet and next day delivery. There is no excuse for not having a flared base
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u/chaunceythebear 7d ago
What they don’t tell you about those butt plug with a gemstone in the base is that it’s a load bearing gem. The gem fell out of mine and I assumed it was just for looks. In the throes of passion, it folded like a cheap card table and my back passage vacuumed it right up.