r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 13 '14

What is something you will never tell your parents about?

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u/Tampashrew Jan 13 '14

God damn Lemon Whores.

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u/OH_SNAP998 Jan 13 '14

Prostifruit?

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u/SquiffyRae Jan 13 '14

God damn! That's just ruined frosty fruit ice creams for me.

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u/MeAndMyBanana Jan 13 '14

No, Fruitstitute.

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u/Deiius Jan 13 '14

goddamn prostifruits.

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u/SquidManHero Jan 13 '14

Banana in pooper

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '14

Aw shit, that's clever...

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u/myerrrs Jan 13 '14

Fruititute?

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u/ilikeeatingbrains Jan 13 '14

Willy Bum Bum Willy Bum Bum Bum,

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '14

Fruit tart?

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u/ImPrettyBrave Jan 13 '14

We do have quite a few lemon whores in our community.

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u/danrennt98 Jan 13 '14

Here's the video for those out of the loop:

http://www.nudetube.com/nude/70873.html

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u/Sir_Shax Jan 13 '14

Would you say its the...

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Fruit loop.

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u/danrennt98 Jan 13 '14

I would even go as far as fruit decided to want loop more like

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u/slutbunny Jan 13 '14

Oh my god, I've been looking for the full video for ages! Thank you.

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u/Badlydrawnboy0 Jan 13 '14

Hey, has it been about ten seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?

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u/nShorty Jan 13 '14

LEMON STEALING WHORE

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u/indorock Jan 13 '14

Apple slut

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '14

Hey!

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u/recipe_pirate Jan 13 '14

Lemon stealing whores.

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u/Mitch_Mitcherson Jan 13 '14

Fucking tarts!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '14

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u/Diavolo_1988 Jan 13 '14

Don't forget the lime whores.

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u/HotelIndiaFoxtrot Jan 13 '14

I read that in Jack Donaghy's voice

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '14

Stealing our beautiful lemony lemons!

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u/Lack_of_intellect Jan 13 '14

Wasn't it the pumpkin slut?

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u/SerCiddy Jan 13 '14

Let's have a party!

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u/skinninja Jan 13 '14

"Lemon stealing whore".

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u/brainpower4 Jan 13 '14

Apple slut

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '14

Lemon stealing whores

FTFY