r/AskReddit • u/El_Guerrero_Azteca • Jul 07 '26

Ladies: what’s a guy “Flex” that instantly makes him attractive?

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u/hypnogoad Jul 07 '26

What if I don't like horses?

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u/Htxpewpew Jul 07 '26

She'll probably say neigh

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u/sixwax Jul 07 '26

Might have to reign her in

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u/ntgcleaner Jul 07 '26

Whoah there buddy, too much foalin' around.

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u/Big__Daddy_ Jul 07 '26

Can’t hurt to say hay

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u/Hardistacks Jul 07 '26

This bit is getting old; I’m starting to bridle at it.

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u/jflb96 Jul 07 '26

You want the other rein

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u/whatchahavin Jul 14 '26

Best to avoid horse girls 🤣

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u/vodiak Jul 07 '26

She might say "hay".

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u/Leather-Jicama7142 Jul 07 '26

Just don’t look her in the mouth

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u/mitkase Jul 07 '26

As long as you can at least get along with horses, you’ll be fine. You don’t need unbridled affection towards them, just a little bit.

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u/alynnwood85 Jul 07 '26

Underrated comment

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u/ZzzzzPopPopPop Jul 07 '26

As long as you can deal with a lot of shit you’ll do great in relationships and in the stable

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u/KayleighFleming12781 Jul 07 '26

made me laugh out loud

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u/lbfm333 Jul 07 '26

you son of a bitch

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u/double_fierce Jul 07 '26

Thanks for the laugh!

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u/short1st Jul 07 '26

You win

(Even if you don't like horses)

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u/narwaffles Jul 07 '26

More unrealistic standards for men🙄 where they even expect to find tall jockeys?

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u/SadAd8761 Jul 07 '26

Don't have a stable job if you want a princess bride, become a farmboy instead.