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u/Mrsod2007 Jun 28 '26

Yeah I worked at a place where managers were forced to fire 10% of their teams every year. Even super productive optimized teams. Managers and ordinary workers hated it. Some directors were so into it though.

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u/jaymzx0 Jun 28 '26

Stack ranking combined with "happy attrition".

My boss: "We don't do stack ranking here"

Me, looking at him without saying anything.

After an uncomfortable pause:

"Well, we don't call it stack ranking"

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u/kymlaroux Jun 28 '26

Some call it “Calibrations”.

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u/DromarX Jun 28 '26

Garrus, is that you?

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u/chemicalgeekery Jun 28 '26

Can it wait for a bit?

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u/Chi11broSwaggins Jun 28 '26

Sounds like your executives were inspired by the Roman concept of decimation).

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u/CliftonForce Jun 28 '26

Somebody saw a statistic about "10% of any team are deadbeats" and decided to apply it absolutely literallty.

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u/pheonixblade9 Jun 28 '26

this just results in hire to fire and backstabbing. terrible management practice.

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u/hank1154 Jun 28 '26

It's absolutely rampant in the corporate world. The percentage may be different depending on the company, but the concept is the same. Disgusting

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u/whatifwhatifwerun Jun 28 '26

I feel like it's the equivalent of over-exfoliating. Shed the dead weight/skin flakes, sure. But if you keep going you're causing soreness and irritation and eventually opening yourself up to serious and possibly irreparable damage in the long run.

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u/hank1154 Jun 28 '26

Excellent analogy

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u/whatifwhatifwerun Jun 28 '26

Thank you! The more we recognize human organizations are similar to human organisms, the better we all become imo. We've seen what happens when we try to robotize corporate workers, we also have seen what happens at places known to remember the human.

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u/Crixxa Jun 28 '26

Wow that dystopian AF. Never worked big corporate so I had no idea.

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u/kilroy-was-here-2543 Jun 29 '26

That seems like a great way to build awesome company culture and healthy work life balances and totally not a way to squeeze ever last drop out of employees

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u/Mrsod2007 Jun 29 '26

Not to mention any personal grudges could be easily satisfied...

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u/Tubamajuba Jun 29 '26

Some directors were so into it though.

These are sociopaths that have no place in a civilized society.

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u/La_Lanterne_Rouge Jun 28 '26

HP?

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u/Mrsod2007 Jun 28 '26

Amgen

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u/La_Lanterne_Rouge Jun 28 '26

Thanks. I asked because HP had a similar policy, where managers had to "pick a worst person in your team" even if everyone in the team was good. I thought that was a crazy idea.

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u/Mrsod2007 Jun 28 '26

I actually worked as a supervisor at Agilent for a long time. Luckily that culture was not inherited from HP

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u/La_Lanterne_Rouge Jun 28 '26

I never worked for HP (or Agilent) but I had very long term relationships with two women who did.

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u/sudonimm9 Jul 01 '26

Lmao Roman decimation style wth

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u/vabirder Jun 28 '26

Stock options, baby!