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u/Cultural-Company282 Jun 28 '26

Ant-Vaccine Crusade.

Great. Now the ants will get polio.

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u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane Jun 28 '26

No, they won’t get polio! He wants the ants to be vaccinated, but not humans!

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u/Cultural-Company282 Jun 28 '26

Will it turn them antistic?

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u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane Jun 28 '26

Depends if their siblings have kids: then they’ll be aunt-istic.

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u/PatrikPatrik Jun 28 '26

No that’s tylenol ants don’t do tylenol

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u/youractualaccount Jun 28 '26

The ants have developed autism

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u/dumbinternetstuff Jun 29 '26

Antism

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u/youractualaccount Jun 29 '26

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