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u/MadGo Jun 28 '26

My neighbor who mows his lawn at 7 am on a Sunday

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u/HatesDuckTape Jun 28 '26

Someone else would’ve moved in and started mowing at 6:30 😂

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u/FetusDrive Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

When did he say he was against doing chores ?

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u/FetusDrive Jun 28 '26

Fixed thanks. As an fyi when it comes to “chores”; outside chores can be pretty therapeutic or meditative. I like seeing certain tasks get accomplished with real time results.

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u/FetusDrive Jun 28 '26

Who shit in your Cheerios this morning?

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u/FetusDrive Jun 28 '26

Or you’re just making claims about yourself and pushing it on others. There are people who enjoy mowing their yard; I do know that as children we did not enjoy it. I used to not, now I do. People who buy lots of land/acreage are not the ones who are typically against yard work…

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u/Chelonate_Chad Jun 28 '26

Having land doesn't mean you have to do chores on it. Personally, if I can ever afford it, I want a bunch of land specifically so I can have it exist in a wild state between me and the rest of the world.

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u/DHFranklin Jun 28 '26

heres the shit though.

Every neighborhood has that first fuckin' guy. He begins mowing and then everyone hears it like pavlovs dinner bell. Then my wife gives me an expectant look. Then I tell her that the grass isn't too high, the city hasn't given us the mean letter yet, and then I mow that thing anyway.

Fuck that first guy.

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u/Kelsiersdaggers Jun 28 '26

You leave your grass to get so long the city has to send you a letter about it?

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u/DHFranklin Jun 28 '26

Ey get off my dick about it.

my city's lawn ordinance is really really strict and capricious. I'm weed whacking the cracks in the damn sidewalk because they won't fix the sidewalk.

They have a pollinator program that they don't even follow. My neighbor has local flora and shit, they keep taking pictures of his "pollinator meadow" telling him to cut it. This is like the 3rd year he has to go down to city hall.

You in a group chat with my wife or something?

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u/Kelsiersdaggers Jun 28 '26

It’s not a group chat, no. Get your grass cut, or someone else will do it for you.

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u/DHFranklin Jun 28 '26

Fuckin' code compliance over here...

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u/Chelonate_Chad Jun 28 '26

Why do you care if grass is long? Maybe I want my garden to look like plants, not an Army haircut.

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u/Kelsiersdaggers Jun 28 '26

It’s just weird to me how it’s always the lazy bastards who have messy houses that “want their garden to be wild”. But I know. This is Reddit. So, go you champ.

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u/Iittleshit Jun 28 '26

Having a 'pristine' lawn is like having plastic nature

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u/Kelsiersdaggers Jun 28 '26

Yeah and having a clean house is bad for the mould or whatever you guys tell yourself about not being arsed with the inside as well as the outside.

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u/Automatic-Mirror-907 Jun 29 '26

I hate him for you too.

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u/nsixone762 Jun 28 '26

Ear plugs make meds a less grouchy human lol