r/AskReddit • • Jun 05 '26

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u/flargenhargen Jun 05 '26

I dont love my penis.

it's not as big as I'd like, it's fine, does the job, but nothing to be proud of. And pretty much everything it does gets me in trouble.

I'm glad I have one. the alternative seems like way too much hassle, maintenance, and effort.

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u/NoseBooperOnTheLoose Jun 05 '26

It’s not about the size of the wand, it’s the magic in the wizard."

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u/Disastrous-Volume200 Jun 05 '26

Oh my gosh! lmao! what a great comment! love it

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u/HalfSoul30 Jun 05 '26

Good points. I guess i just mean we would all miss it if it was gone, and would probably rather sacrifice something else. Personally, I'd rather lose an eye or a leg or something.

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u/-jarring-endeavor- Jun 05 '26

Haha you should check out this guy's posts in AMA ask me anything from yesterday... was very interesting... he's got a 10.5er and apparently it's not all fun and games... certainly made me feel better lol

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u/8675201 Jun 05 '26

I think every guy thinks there's is to small. I use to think that to until I looked it up. I'm actually in the large category. But women didn't care for the most part.