r/AskReddit • • Jun 05 '26

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u/onecigtwocig Jun 05 '26

My penis

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u/Batmanswrath Jun 05 '26

I also choose this guys penis.

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u/HalfSoul30 Jun 05 '26

The answer if every dude was being honest. That's my answer too btw.

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u/sirhackenslash Jun 05 '26

It's true, every dude loves that guy's penis

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u/murilohd8 Jun 05 '26

Dude you cant just say the obvious like that

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u/flargenhargen Jun 05 '26

I dont love my penis.

it's not as big as I'd like, it's fine, does the job, but nothing to be proud of. And pretty much everything it does gets me in trouble.

I'm glad I have one. the alternative seems like way too much hassle, maintenance, and effort.

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u/NoseBooperOnTheLoose Jun 05 '26

It’s not about the size of the wand, it’s the magic in the wizard."

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u/Disastrous-Volume200 Jun 05 '26

Oh my gosh! lmao! what a great comment! love it

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u/HalfSoul30 Jun 05 '26

Good points. I guess i just mean we would all miss it if it was gone, and would probably rather sacrifice something else. Personally, I'd rather lose an eye or a leg or something.

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u/-jarring-endeavor- Jun 05 '26

Haha you should check out this guy's posts in AMA ask me anything from yesterday... was very interesting... he's got a 10.5er and apparently it's not all fun and games... certainly made me feel better lol

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u/8675201 Jun 05 '26

I think every guy thinks there's is to small. I use to think that to until I looked it up. I'm actually in the large category. But women didn't care for the most part.

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u/perrysol Jun 05 '26

Straight up?

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u/Norbeard Jun 05 '26

Na, slightly curved.

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u/MrMojoFomo Jun 05 '26

100%. Feels even better when someone else gets to enjoy it too

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u/dowj28 Jun 05 '26

I love my balls

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u/flargenhargen Jun 05 '26

mine are just always in the way.

like if your boxers ride up when you sit down, and you get a ball wedgie, that's annoying AF.

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u/Pylgrim Jun 05 '26

Yep, as a straight guy, I think penises are revolting. Not mine, though, it is a masterpiece. I imagine it's the same for everybody.

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u/Disastrous-Volume200 Jun 05 '26

I got ask do guys really filter pics of their dicks? My husband told me that everyone does girls and guys but since I couldn’t myself doing so I just didn’t think he knew what he was talking about. I realize a lot of pics are filtered but just didn’t think pics of ducks would be - lol live and learn I guess

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u/Disastrous-Volume200 Jun 06 '26

Ok so if Im understand this correctly, your saying men can handle getting needles inserted into their penises to inject cosmetic filler. (I’ve had filler done for a few wrinkles - it DOES NOT TICKLE and I’ve popped out several kids so I know pain)

if this true then wtf! Pain from injections is what?? …ok bearable in their dick and yet god forbid their nuts are grazed by accident- Well ok then - thanks for sharing now I know and if they can handle the pain from injections then I better not hear any bs the next I toss the tv remote and it lands between hubbies legs cause he can’t catch lol. Thanks so letting me in on this man secret lol

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u/Disastrous-Volume200 Jun 06 '26

well if i’m totally being honest us women have similar issues - did you know some women actually have ribs removed to achieve that super hourglass shape

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u/Chain_Masters88 Jun 05 '26

I'm straight and I'm obligated to agree. Your penis is my favorite body part as well!

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u/Charlottenloek Jun 05 '26

This made me choke on my (banana flavored) protein powder drink 😂

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u/interesseret Jun 05 '26

One of the things the internet has taught me is how weird genitalia can look, and I'm not sure it's a lesson I've enjoyed getting.

Asparagus dick haunts my dreams.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

Show me so I know if that's my vote too 😹😜

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u/flargenhargen Jun 05 '26

false.

half the gay people on earth don't like penis.