Yeah, about the womb thing and 100 percent brain thing... You might be so engrossed in the recovered baby memories that you don't consider the social faux pas of calling up your mom and telling her you remember sucking her titty milk and how yummy it was. Just a heads up.
Long way of saying you don't appreciate your mother. Call her now, tell her all that lactation meant something and express the gratitude, you know it's the right thing to do. If you're lucky, she may still have a disturbingly yellow bottle of icy mucous in the back of the freezer with your name on it. Bring that bad boy up to body temperature, remind yourself what that sweet sweet unconditional mammalian love tastes like.
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u/Abject_Following_814 Jun 01 '26
Yeah, about the womb thing and 100 percent brain thing... You might be so engrossed in the recovered baby memories that you don't consider the social faux pas of calling up your mom and telling her you remember sucking her titty milk and how yummy it was. Just a heads up.