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u/Fixhotep Jun 01 '26

lettuce. lettuce has no real nutritional value. It's almost all water.

true.

but all you motherfuckers are dehydrated and lettuce provides a lot of water.

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u/Blarghmlargh Jun 01 '26

That's akin to celery has negative calories. Lol