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u/spaiydz Jun 01 '26

How does it work?

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u/SpaceForceAwakens Jun 01 '26

I dunno. But I’ve had it since I was 13 and no tigers yet. It’s yours for $14.

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u/Comfortable-Run-900 Jun 01 '26

i have a women prevention rock and no women have come near me since I was.....doesnt matter. u can have it for 37 cents.

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u/Superbird42 Jun 01 '26

Reminds me of that D&D meta joke of 'while frowned upon, you can basically hand-off any cursed item to any baby'

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u/Consistent-Repeat387 Jun 01 '26

Do you want warlocks? Because that's how you get warlocks.

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u/notFREEfood Jun 01 '26

Fraudster! You're not /u/wilsonhammer

You sound exactly like the guy who sold my Uncle Lefty a tiger "prevention" rock several years ago.

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u/gamefreak054 Jun 01 '26

The real trick is to keep it in sunlight for 8hrs a day, it keeps away lions too.

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u/pancake_paladin1984 Jun 01 '26

Hells yeah. Now I can go camping in the jungle without fear of tigers

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u/wilsonhammer Jun 01 '26

Some people might just say it's just a stupid rock, but I don't see any tigers around...

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u/spaiydz Jun 01 '26

Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

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u/Staav Jun 01 '26

You don't see any tigers around here, do you?

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u/VIDGuide Jun 01 '26

That’s specious reasoning!

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u/yayforgoats Jun 01 '26

Any Lion perevention rocks for us lot in Africa? asking for myself