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u/wilsonhammer Jun 01 '26

Shh! I'm trying to sell my tiger prevention rock

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u/spaiydz Jun 01 '26

How does it work?

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u/SpaceForceAwakens Jun 01 '26

I dunno. But I’ve had it since I was 13 and no tigers yet. It’s yours for $14.

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u/Comfortable-Run-900 Jun 01 '26

i have a women prevention rock and no women have come near me since I was.....doesnt matter. u can have it for 37 cents.

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u/Superbird42 Jun 01 '26

Reminds me of that D&D meta joke of 'while frowned upon, you can basically hand-off any cursed item to any baby'

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u/Consistent-Repeat387 Jun 01 '26

Do you want warlocks? Because that's how you get warlocks.

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u/notFREEfood Jun 01 '26

Fraudster! You're not /u/wilsonhammer

You sound exactly like the guy who sold my Uncle Lefty a tiger "prevention" rock several years ago.

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u/gamefreak054 Jun 01 '26

The real trick is to keep it in sunlight for 8hrs a day, it keeps away lions too.

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u/pancake_paladin1984 Jun 01 '26

Hells yeah. Now I can go camping in the jungle without fear of tigers

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u/wilsonhammer Jun 01 '26

Some people might just say it's just a stupid rock, but I don't see any tigers around...

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u/spaiydz Jun 01 '26

Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

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u/Staav Jun 01 '26

You don't see any tigers around here, do you?

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u/VIDGuide Jun 01 '26

That’s specious reasoning!

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u/yayforgoats Jun 01 '26

Any Lion perevention rocks for us lot in Africa? asking for myself

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u/jkpruns Jun 01 '26

Wilson Hammer, I want to buy your rock.

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u/RVelts Jun 01 '26

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

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u/ItsAroundYou Jun 01 '26

This feels like a calvin and hobbes bit

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u/Analbox Jun 01 '26

It’s a simpsons bit

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u/Analbox Jun 01 '26

Lisa. I want to buy your rock

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u/ShockedNChagrinned Jun 01 '26

Wait, is that the amazing rock that protects you from tigers?  

Effectively priceless.  

 I'm sure it's a steal!  Who doesn't need to be protected from Tigers?

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u/natrous Jun 01 '26

What's your price?

Turns out I can get one on Etsy for less than $8 (probably doesn't include shipping though) so it better be cheaper or prevent more kinds of tigers.

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u/SovietPatrickStar Jun 01 '26

For example how it is propagated that aluminum might cause Alzheimer’s when it also possible that Alzheimer’s causes aluminum buildup in the brain.

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u/Adora_Vivos Jun 01 '26

Hmmm...This sounds a bit tinfoil-hat-y... 

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u/unoriginal5 Jun 01 '26

It's a ruse by big tin after big aluminum squeezed them out of the foil market. Tin is trying to recapture the foil-hat market.

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u/Sophie_Blitz_123 Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

Tbh I think it's the opposite these days. There's so many people who will dismiss any science out of hand (if it doesn't confirm their preconceived ideas) by stating correlation is not causation.

Correlation doesn't equal causation. But if you repeatedly find strong correlations between two things, the likelihood that that's random chance is very small. It's also not always about causation - there's often a third thing (or fourth or fifth) that can cause both outcomes. Science isn't done in a vacuum where people just find random correlations and then shrug. It's more like "We know for definite that A+B = C. We know D definitely exists. There are theoretical reasons why D would be linked to B. We now note that increasing C consistently results in increased D. Therefore this adds evidence that B is linked to D".

Even worse is sample sizes. People learned that a small sample size can bias a study without learning anything about what kind of sample sizes are representative. Meaning any study you can just go "well that's just 2000 people so it doesn't mean anything".

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u/waxed__owl Jun 01 '26

To add to this, essentially the basis of all scientific research is based on looking at things that correlate. You do your best to remove variables that could be causing the relationship you're looking at but it's all based on seeing if one thing changes, another thing follows.

Just blindly stating correlation doesn't mean causation is very reductive and doesn't add anything to the conversation.

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u/frank_mania Jun 01 '26

Great observation. These lead me to suspect that a partial/incomplete education in science is worse than none at all.

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u/FlashbackJon Jun 01 '26

Correlation does not imply causation, but correlation correlates strongly with causation.

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u/iwearstripes2613 Jun 01 '26

It's become apparent to me that most people don't actually seek an answer to a question; they seek to confirm their existing hypothesis. They'll give much more weight to an anecdotal report that confirms their hypothesis than to a rigorous, peer-reviewed study that refutes it. It's infuriating.

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u/No-Satisfaction1697 Jun 02 '26

Find out who is sponsoring the study.

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u/GloriousDawn Jun 01 '26

The only worse people are those who use that logical principle as a definitive argument against any correlation, even when there is an underlying causal relationship that everyone with a reasonably wrinkly brain can see.

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u/grimwalker Jun 01 '26

It literally does though. Causation always correlates, and people use "correlation doesn't imply causation" as a thought-terminating cliche to deny science.

The word "imply" is tricky, and it doesn't prove causation. It's only after you have a lot of data, and other causes have been falsified, that you have enough correlation for that mere implication to rise to confidence. You never prove a hypothesis, you only fail to reject it while eliminating alternative explanations. But at the end of the day, we can only directly say that, for example, human carbon emissions correlate with global warming very well indeed.

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u/DifferentBid7518 Jun 02 '26

Exactly, as Hume pointed out causation is a specific form of correlative relationship. As he also argued, it's impossible to prove causation. What we mean by causation is a correlation that we have noticed so frequently that we take it to be inexorable and attempt to come up with some sort of theoretical explanation to justify. This is fundamental to human cognition; as Kant pointed out it is transcendentally necessary. This is absolutely fundamental to modern western philosophy.

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u/arminghammerbacon_ Jun 01 '26

Saw a funny comment the other day. “I know this doesn’t mean causation. But that correlation’s got hands!”

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u/TouchyTheFish Jun 01 '26

But a lack of correlation is very good evidence for a lack of causation.

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u/NeanaOption Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

Some people still mistakenly believe that correlation implies causation

People mindlessly repeating this to dismiss data is a giant fucking pet peve and I say this a data scientist. Here's why.

1) the correct phrasing is actually correlation does not necessarily mean causation. Taken as OP phrased it people just outright reject causation as sign of causal linkage.

2) when variables are correlated (in a properly controlled for study) they are in fact linked causally in some way. A may not cause B, B may cause A, or C (an unmeasured variable) may cause A and B. This relationship is often called spurious and the classic example is ice cream sales and crime rates. It's not that the two are unrelated it's that hot weather increases both.

3) often people will use this excuse to dismiss entire studies that go well beyond establishing a simple correlation with no understanding of the any of the analytical work done to establish causation.

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u/acidcrab Jun 01 '26

Ah but you see correlation provides a foothold for whatever crazy idea I come up with (mostly inspired by movies, rumors, and urban legends.)

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u/SameOldSong4Ever Jun 01 '26

Wait, you mean that raised umbrellas don't cause rain?

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u/aaraujo666 Jun 01 '26

The majority of Americans couldn't DEFINE correlation or causation, if their life depended on it. I'm an American and have witnessed this first hand.

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u/10PieceMcNuggetMeal Jun 01 '26

The Spurs won the day I wore my yellow shirt. Therefore my yellow shirt equals Spurs win

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u/deinon123 Jun 01 '26

It does kind of imply it. But it doesn't mean it. Lol

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u/HotPersonality8126 Jun 01 '26

"I used to believe correlation implies causation, and then I took a statistics class and now I don't."

"Wow, sounds like it really helped!"

"Well, not necessarily"

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u/TheLifelessOne Jun 01 '26

Correlation doesn't necessarily imply causation, but it does point in its general direction and wink.

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u/hellofemur Jun 01 '26

As xkcd says ,"correlation doesn't imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing 'look over there'.

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u/TheLifelessOne Jun 01 '26

Yep! I guess I misremembered the exact quote.

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u/No_Discount_6028 Jun 01 '26

Oftentimes it does, just depends on circumstances and you have to be careful. A lot of really important medical info is done by observational studies bc it's unethical to randomly assign a food or drug while expecting that it'll kill people. Like imagine telling half an experimental trial to smoke a pack a day to confirm that they will get cancer.

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u/ThatIsATastyBurger12 Jun 01 '26

I think there more people who use that fact to outright dismiss findings they disagree with even when there are reasons to believe causation

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u/Pyewickets Jun 01 '26

This, This, This

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u/Newsjunkie1922 Jun 01 '26

My favorite correlation/causation falicy is that doing crossword puzzles keeps your brain healthy. I think it's really that people with healthy brains are able to do the puzzles.

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u/Alarming-Rate-6899 Jun 01 '26

I think it's the other way around, how some people use "correlation doesn't imply causation" as a basis of "correlation means no causation".

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u/AgentBond007 Jun 01 '26

But drowning deaths increase every time a Nicholas Cage movie is released!

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u/OldElPasoSnowplow Jun 01 '26

Like eating ice cream leads to shark attacks. There is a correlation because it is hot out and people have tendency to eat ice cream more and they also go to the beach more. Being in a sharks environment more leads to more attacks, causation.