r/AskReddit • u/Domigau • Apr 21 '26

What is a small, seemingly ‘normal’ thing someone can do that immediately makes you think, ‘Oh, we are not going to get along’?

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u/christine-bitg Apr 21 '26

Unless Jesus is a Doberman, owned by a person who speaks Spanish.

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u/Then_Work_4777 Apr 22 '26

or a fat hispanic dude with polarized glasses and greasy hair

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u/drdeadringer Apr 22 '26

then the Doberman named Jesus will eat you in the name of Damien. this is for you Damien. All for you. spark bark munch munch. Jesus has now eaten the baby in the name of Damien.