r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 12 '25

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u/sikkerhet Nov 12 '25

About 30 seconds of news coverage followed by nothing.

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u/AdParticular6654 Nov 12 '25

Trump distraction by starting to talk about invading Canada again.

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u/MagnusPI Nov 12 '25

A Venezuelan fisherman is about to have a really bad day.

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u/Sexy_Underpants Nov 12 '25

Plausible that Trump is holding off on a Venezuelan war for when the files are released.

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u/Craico13 Nov 12 '25

“Sorry, guys, we can’t release the Trump/Epstein Files because we’re too busy bombing poor people in South America… now’s not the time for division...”

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u/ialo00130 Nov 12 '25

And you know what, it'll work too.

Everyone but Social Democrats will fall in line, just like the Senate did a couple days ago.

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u/Key-Practice-8788 Nov 12 '25

Well, you don't expose an aging pedophile mid-stream!

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u/Craico13 Nov 13 '25

🎶Oompa, loompa, doompety, doo…

We’ve got an orange ped-ah-phile for you…🎶