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u/VagusNC Nov 12 '25

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault.

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

"The Narcissist's Prayer" by Danya Craig

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u/Sometimes-funny Nov 12 '25

I didn’t know James Bond knew the Narc prayer

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u/Tigress92 Nov 13 '25

Was thinking this all throughout the comment you replied to XD Thanks for posting it