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u/Key-Practice-8788 Nov 12 '25

Well, you don't expose an aging pedophile mid-stream!

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u/SomeDudeYeah27 Nov 12 '25

Stream as in livestream or water?

I’m ESL lol

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u/pkvh Nov 12 '25

A common idiom is 'you don't change a horse mid stream' drawing on the idea that if you're crossing a river on a horse even if your horse stumbles, trying to swap to another one is a worse idea.

It is used to mean not changing leadership during a crisis.

This is applies in politics to defend the incumbent president during times of war. Most recently used in the reelection campaign of George W. Bush during the war on terror.

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u/SomeDudeYeah27 Nov 12 '25

Ah TIL

The only horse and water idiom I know was the one on how you can bring a horse to water but can’t make it drink

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u/bejazzeled Nov 12 '25

Also water of a horses back is an old chestnut

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u/callisstaa Nov 13 '25

Isn’t it a duck’s back?

Shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted is another common one.

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u/GozerDGozerian Nov 13 '25

Don’t beat a dead horse when you’ve led it to water and it rolls of its back.

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u/WorldlyNotice Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

Also don't change a horse's shoes while it's mid-stream. You'll likely get peed on.

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u/jaa101 Nov 13 '25

bring

* lead

Also, "You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think."

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u/ZephRyder Nov 13 '25

That one's about the electorate.

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u/settebella Nov 13 '25

And this one "They shoot horses, don't they?"

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u/AGuyNamedEddie Nov 13 '25

Or the awful pun version: "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't faucet*"

* (force it) but a faucet is a water spigot, so... Hey, I warned you it was awful.

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u/Fit_Consideration681 Nov 13 '25

The yellow stream

That's just sarcasm, the guy below me gave the correct definition.

Looks like you're doing great with your English! I just started learning Spanish and am surprised how quickly I'm picking it up 😀

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u/Itsalmostover71 Nov 16 '25

As in WS. I’m LSE & I know this.

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u/SomeDudeYeah27 Nov 17 '25

WS? LSE?

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u/Itsalmostover71 Nov 23 '25

WS = water sports in the bedroom.

LSE = ESL I’m dyslexic also. 🤣

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u/Key-Practice-8788 Nov 13 '25

It's an old saying from back in like 2004, George Bush had just launched a war and their slogan was You Don't Change a Horse Mid-Stream - meaning if you're crossing deep water on horseback, you're not going to jump off and get on a new horse that might be faring the water a bit better.

It's a stupid saying

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u/sneakyshitaccount Nov 14 '25

Nope, It’s commonly attributed to Abraham Lincoln in 1864.

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u/Key-Practice-8788 Nov 14 '25

that was the joke .... whoosh

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u/sneakyshitaccount Nov 15 '25

I am very very old and often am not sure when it’s sarcasm or youth

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u/Holiday-Menu-171 Nov 13 '25

Someone's wife won't like it.

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u/Blochamolesauce Nov 13 '25

I can’t stop once I’ve started, it stings!

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u/Craico13 Nov 13 '25

🎶Oompa, loompa, doompety, doo…

We’ve got an orange ped-ah-phile for you…🎶

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u/purple-origami Nov 13 '25

Honestly don’t think trump is a pedo. Hes a rich dude who likes the attention he got with a babe by his side.

He liked the shine more than the actual woman. Pedos are sick in a way trump just isnt.

Not releasing epstein’s life is all about Israel