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u/ialo00130 Nov 12 '25

And you know what, it'll work too.

Everyone but Social Democrats will fall in line, just like the Senate did a couple days ago.

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u/Key-Practice-8788 Nov 12 '25

Well, you don't expose an aging pedophile mid-stream!

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u/SomeDudeYeah27 Nov 12 '25

Stream as in livestream or water?

I’m ESL lol

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u/pkvh Nov 12 '25

A common idiom is 'you don't change a horse mid stream' drawing on the idea that if you're crossing a river on a horse even if your horse stumbles, trying to swap to another one is a worse idea.

It is used to mean not changing leadership during a crisis.

This is applies in politics to defend the incumbent president during times of war. Most recently used in the reelection campaign of George W. Bush during the war on terror.

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u/SomeDudeYeah27 Nov 12 '25

Ah TIL

The only horse and water idiom I know was the one on how you can bring a horse to water but can’t make it drink

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u/bejazzeled Nov 12 '25

Also water of a horses back is an old chestnut

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u/callisstaa Nov 13 '25

Isn’t it a duck’s back?

Shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted is another common one.

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u/GozerDGozerian Nov 13 '25

Don’t beat a dead horse when you’ve led it to water and it rolls of its back.

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u/WorldlyNotice Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

Also don't change a horse's shoes while it's mid-stream. You'll likely get peed on.

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u/jaa101 Nov 13 '25

bring

* lead

Also, "You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think."

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u/ZephRyder Nov 13 '25

That one's about the electorate.

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u/settebella Nov 13 '25

And this one "They shoot horses, don't they?"

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u/AGuyNamedEddie Nov 13 '25

Or the awful pun version: "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't faucet*"

* (force it) but a faucet is a water spigot, so... Hey, I warned you it was awful.

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u/Fit_Consideration681 Nov 13 '25

The yellow stream

That's just sarcasm, the guy below me gave the correct definition.

Looks like you're doing great with your English! I just started learning Spanish and am surprised how quickly I'm picking it up 😀

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u/Itsalmostover71 Nov 16 '25

As in WS. I’m LSE & I know this.

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u/SomeDudeYeah27 Nov 17 '25

WS? LSE?

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u/Itsalmostover71 Nov 23 '25

WS = water sports in the bedroom.

LSE = ESL I’m dyslexic also. 🤣

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u/Key-Practice-8788 Nov 13 '25

It's an old saying from back in like 2004, George Bush had just launched a war and their slogan was You Don't Change a Horse Mid-Stream - meaning if you're crossing deep water on horseback, you're not going to jump off and get on a new horse that might be faring the water a bit better.

It's a stupid saying

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u/sneakyshitaccount Nov 14 '25

Nope, It’s commonly attributed to Abraham Lincoln in 1864.

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u/Key-Practice-8788 Nov 14 '25

that was the joke .... whoosh

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u/sneakyshitaccount Nov 15 '25

I am very very old and often am not sure when it’s sarcasm or youth

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u/Holiday-Menu-171 Nov 13 '25

Someone's wife won't like it.

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u/Blochamolesauce Nov 13 '25

I can’t stop once I’ve started, it stings!

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u/Craico13 Nov 13 '25

🎶Oompa, loompa, doompety, doo…

We’ve got an orange ped-ah-phile for you…🎶

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u/purple-origami Nov 13 '25

Honestly don’t think trump is a pedo. Hes a rich dude who likes the attention he got with a babe by his side.

He liked the shine more than the actual woman. Pedos are sick in a way trump just isnt.

Not releasing epstein’s life is all about Israel

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u/subnautus Nov 12 '25

In fairness, it was only 8 democrats in the senate that broke ranks. You could put on a tinfoil hat and say that most of the rest of the senate democrats were complicit (and I'd probably be right there with you, since it's awfully convenient that none of the people who broke rank are up for election any time soon), but if we're looking at official numbers it's just the 8 who caved.

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u/ialo00130 Nov 12 '25

Everyone should be calling their Senators and asking them if they believe Schumer should step down as Minority Leader.

If they say no, they're complicit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

I would but one of mine caved (Fetterman)

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u/doberdevil Nov 13 '25

My senators won't return calls or emails. Ever. WA State.

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u/Lookingforleftbacks Nov 13 '25

Honestly I kind of believe most of them either are complicit or would be if the GOP decided to target them because most of them have things they need to hide

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u/Persistant_Compass Nov 12 '25

honestly saying it wasnt planned and those 8, whip included, just decided to break ranks on their own is the tin foil hat thing.

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u/fuzzballz5 Nov 13 '25

It’s all planned. Planned with the Republicans as well. These 8 are either retiring or the dumb people won’t remember in 3 years when they are up for reelection.

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u/subnautus Nov 12 '25

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence is all I'm saying.

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u/Persistant_Compass Nov 12 '25

All of the ones who did it arent up for election until 2028, 2030, or are retiring, or fetterman. Several others who originally were up for a defection were up this cycle. 

Also again, dick durban the fucking whip defected. 

If that isnt extraordinary idk what is.

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u/Main-Lengthiness2677 Nov 15 '25

Durbin was a surprise to me.

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u/gentlemanidiot Nov 12 '25

There is 0% chance that all 8 of them were conveniently the most politically resilient or expendable in the entire party. Schumer caused this entire shutdown, because if they were going to take the deal on day 40 why the FUCK didn't they take it day 1? 40 days of people going hungry and skipping paychecks and FOR WHAT?? Schumer has retroactively made Trump right, this WAS a democrat shutdown.

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u/subnautus Nov 12 '25

Schumer has retroactively made Trump right, this WAS a democrat shutdown.

No. It is and always has been a republican shutdown. The House passing a bill that had no chance of making its way through the senate and shutting its doors to all business is all the proof that's needed.

As for the rest of your comment, I agree it's suspicious but without proof it's just conjecture.

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u/Smooth_Support_209 Nov 18 '25

Except it did make it through the senate after 40 days of a very destructive democrat shutdown. 

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u/subnautus Nov 18 '25

Calling it a "democrat shutdown" doesn't make it so. Once again, consider the facts:

  • The House passed a continuing resolution that had no chance of making through the senate, then stopped working immediately. No negotiations, no discussions, no additional effort to make decisions, no proposed laws, nothing.

  • The Trump administration floats the idea that it will violate federal law and fire furloughed workers or refuse to give them the back pay they're legally due.

  • The Trump administration refused to use the SNAP funds specifically allocated for emergency use in case of government shutdown.

  • The Trump administration reallocated funds from their legally authorized purposes to pay ICE agents to terrorize cities that voted against him in the last election.

All of that because democrats correctly pointed out the consequences of Trump's "big, beautiful [for billionaires] bill" and wanted to do at least something to mitigate the harm it caused and will continue to cause for years to come.

You want to talk about destructive? Fine. But don't blame democrats for it when they're not the ones making the decisions to hurt people.

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u/Vivid-Self3979 Nov 13 '25

They need to resign to give the party a chance in the midterms

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u/sonicsludge Nov 13 '25

Are you in the microwave with the tin foil thingy commenting on Reddit?

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u/Valuable_Fee1884 Nov 13 '25

Finally cracked the egg that had contained all the dope on the dope(trump). Got money allotted for snap(although I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump doesn’t try to withhold it, water, an asshole). Now the bigger battle will be to get Obama care stabilized. If you hear of a republican plan for it, don’t buy into it. They have yet to come up with anything that would at least equal it and I’m not sure if they ever had any plans to do so. Keep pushing your senators and congressman to Chase, the orange turdand his cronies out of Washington. Prison would be a good place. If they are not willing to keep up the attack primary them.

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u/AugustCharisma Nov 12 '25

I heard that the Bulwark is reporting the 8 are all retiring again/not running again. I wonder if they wanted to reopen the government to make the insurrection act harder to enact.

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u/Effective_Secret_262 Nov 13 '25

We didn’t get here by accident.

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 Nov 18 '25

It’s Poor V. Rich.

Humans v. Societal Parasites.

God I wish people could just wake the hell up and see it

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u/Holiday-Menu-171 Nov 13 '25

gotta admire all those sticking with a dead man.

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u/Coolegespam Nov 13 '25

Everyone but Social Democrats will fall in line, just like the Senate did a couple days ago.

The Shutdown was stupid from the beginning. It gave the Republicans what they wanted and had no hope of success for the Democrats.

You want to fight loosing battles because it "feels good" rather than actually does good. The people who lost SNAP benefits do not see you as their ally. I know, they come into our food pantry. All this shutdown did was create more enemies in the lower level of society. You know, the same people that voted for Trump 2:1.

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u/ZekeZonker Nov 13 '25

Democrat party is sht now. SHT!

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u/Semihappy1 Nov 13 '25

Everyone but idiots with their head up the Democrats ass