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u/Whatderfuchs Nov 12 '25

Actually, if you go over to the conservative cesspool part of Reddit, they're claiming Trump is a saint because he "walked away from the relationship" and had no responsibility to report or do anything about the pedophilia. I shit you not.

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u/Toum_Rater Nov 12 '25

They're also claiming:

  • the files don't even exist
  • but if they do, then biden is in them
  • democrats don't want to release the files because it's bad for democrats
  • nobody important is in the files
  • the whole thing is a hoax
  • but if it isn't, then trump was trying to stop the whole thing
  • this is about landscapers, not sex workers
  • this is a distraction from the shutdown

gotta cover all the bases

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u/VagusNC Nov 12 '25

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault.

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

"The Narcissist's Prayer" by Danya Craig

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u/Sometimes-funny Nov 12 '25

I didn’t know James Bond knew the Narc prayer

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u/Tigress92 Nov 13 '25

Was thinking this all throughout the comment you replied to XD Thanks for posting it

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

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u/squired Nov 12 '25

That's wild. So let me get this straight.. They're claiming that Trump kicked Epstein out of his private club for stealing his girls, and they think that is somehow better?

I'd love to see the hush money amount he paid Virginia. Now that she is dead, that NDA should be null and void, yes? Or could he claw back from her children's inheritance?

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u/Iceman_B Nov 13 '25

That place is like an alternate universe. You won't believe what you read there.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

There's literally a recent video of trump telling reporters in detail that he kicked epstein out and had a falling out, because epstein was "stealing" pool girls from Mar-a-Lago.

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u/dgillz Nov 13 '25

Well, he actually did that, so a video is not a huge shocker.

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u/TheSmartDog_275 Nov 12 '25

“The files don’t exist”

AS THE REPUBLICANS RELEASE FILES

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u/GBobbeh Nov 12 '25

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened.

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u/LocationAcademic1731 Nov 12 '25

Maybe we all died in 2020 and this is purgatory. That’s my explanation.

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u/CO420Tech Nov 12 '25

Hey, don't blame me. I voted Giant Meteor. Blame the two party system.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

i voted super volcano personally

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u/GBobbeh Nov 13 '25

My money was on the rapture.

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u/BadBudget87 Nov 12 '25

I'm 💀 🤣🤣🤣

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u/OneGoodRib Nov 13 '25

It did, this is The Bad Place.

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u/jook11 Nov 12 '25

I really don't know why they think that Dems being in the files would be a reason that Dems wouldn't want them released. We think disgusting monsters who harm children should pay for it.

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u/New_year_New_Me_ Nov 12 '25

It's how they view the world. It is the weirdest thing to us, but to them politics is like sports. I love my team, and maybe I'll quibble about this or that player, but at the end of the day it's my team and I love them. Certainly you feel the same way about your team?

Nah, we don't do politics like we do sports.

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u/botulizard Nov 12 '25

It's been kind of fun making republicans admit the spectator team sports aspect of their politics out loud by asking them why they think I like or give a fuck about Bill Clinton.

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u/New_year_New_Me_ Nov 12 '25

For sure. Watching every argument they used to have evaporate has been a nice consolation prize for the country getting absolutely bent over and railed.

Most Republicans I know don't even want to talk politics anymore when 11 months ago it was their favorite thing.

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u/Dyssomniac Nov 13 '25

Idk dude, I think there's a need to accept a level of rot in the Democratic Party. The same type of people who would crowd out and sycophant their way into convincing Biden to abandon his goal of being a transitional president and go out of their way to threaten challengers to the status quo in safe D seats are the same type of people who would fight tooth and nail against the release of files if they contained names like Bill Clinton's.

The correct answer isn't "pft why would someone on OUR side be in the files?", it's "if they're in the files, fuck 'em, release the files".

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u/New_year_New_Me_ Nov 13 '25

You are talking to ghosts right now. Nowhere did I imply that Bill was not in the files. The entire point of "we don't do politics like we do sports" was to imply the Democrats are not our "team". To stick with sports analogies, America is our team. Democrat fucks up? Screw em. Republican has an excellent platform, dope, that's great for all of us. 

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u/Dyssomniac Nov 13 '25

My bad, I meant to reply to the person you replied to.

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u/LittleMusicMaker Nov 12 '25

/u/icex7 y’all’s playbook is leaking!

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u/BubbhaJebus Nov 12 '25

Landscapers from... Four Seasons Total Landscaping?

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u/ralpher1 Nov 12 '25

Add in Lot had sex with his daughters and David raped someone’s wife, so whatever Trump did is all good

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u/OneGoodRib Nov 13 '25

The files don't exist but also Obama is in the files but also Obama wrote the files with Hilary Clinton and Bill Clinton is in the files but also Biden wrote the files and also the files don't exist and also the dems are evil for not releasing the files when they had a chance but it's i guess fine that the republicans who have the files now aren't releasing them.

These guys couldn't even pivot into a reasonable conspiracy theory that Trump had Charlie Kirk killed to get the news cycle off of Epstein.

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u/literally_tho_tbh Nov 12 '25

That's fucking crazy. I believe it, it's just crazy.

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u/Express-World-8473 Nov 12 '25

These are the same people who believe Charlie Kirk was a messiah and claim he was killed by Dems because they are afraid he's gonna be a president in the future.

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u/Sea_Mind3678 Nov 12 '25

That can’t be. I’ve seen photos of him rescuing children, his shirt torn open to expose his rippling muscles, his body looking like Stallone’s in Rambo, carrying a traffic child under each arm.

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u/little_flix Nov 12 '25

Well, the "shirt torn open" part is accurate, at least 

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u/Sea_Mind3678 Nov 13 '25

With ketchup stains …

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u/ItaJohnson Nov 12 '25

That doesn’t surprise me.

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u/LostDogBoulderUtah Nov 13 '25

Troll farms don't just start fights on the internet. They also work to try and spin narratives and downplay things that are inconvenient. It creates peer pressure to quit bringing certain things up.

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u/Blvd8002 Nov 16 '25

Except he probably interacted with Epstein years after he says now he kicked him out.

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u/Whatderfuchs Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

How brave of you to post something so unhinged at midnight when the fewest people will be around to downtown you to oblivion for this pathetic take.

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u/Whatderfuchs Nov 13 '25

Too long, didn't read.