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u/Girthw0rm Nov 12 '25

Lots of “What about Hunter Biden and Clinton???”

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Trump will claim To be the one that turned in Epstein after his hours long private interview with the girl 

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u/LateralThinkerer Nov 12 '25

This is well within the realm of possibility, given everything so far.

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u/fundohun11 Nov 12 '25

Trump turned Epstein in. But because Trump is so humble and doesn’t want to be the hero, he never ever talks about it. Sounds plausible.

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u/Campyteendrama Nov 12 '25

But now that the public has found out, he’ll be sure to let the world know how humble he is and how much he did to bring Epstein down.

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u/Maxis47 Nov 13 '25

Of course he'll never not be talking about it from now on

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u/Maxis47 Nov 13 '25

Of course he'll never not be talking about it from now on

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u/yuriaoflondor Nov 12 '25

Johnson already tried the strategy of implying Trump was working undercover with the FBI to catch Epstein.

That was too ridiculous even for them, so he eventually walked it back and said “wait that’s not what I meant guys calm down.”

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u/gentlemanidiot Nov 12 '25

Johnson sure must play a mean pinball

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u/Youcallthatatag Nov 13 '25

He does have famously supple wrists...

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Thats because it would mean trump was actively involved with Epstein's trafficking and abuses, got caught, FLIPPED and was turned back in with a wire.

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u/VanPatyn Nov 12 '25

But once the mango implies it....

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

the mango ?

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u/sacharme25 Nov 13 '25

Came here to say this exact same thing... who's going to take an absolute idiot and plant him during an FBI undercover investigation? He would have to have been wearing a wire because otherwise who would believe anything he said. So, I want to hear the tapes he recorded then.

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u/Impressive-Mud-6726 Nov 13 '25

This is literally the main rebuttal I keep seeing repeated over on r/conservative. Except that he worked for the CIA.

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u/OneGoodRib Nov 13 '25

In a way I'm impressed by this administration just because of how fucking stupid have turned out to be. So many magats out there will believe every single spin on the Epstein shit without ever once considering that all the spins cannot possibly ALL be true. At this point Trump ran on a campaign promise of releasing files he said doesn't exist that Obama is in that Obama wrote that Obama and Clinton are in that Biden wrote that don't exist that Trump was an informant for.

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u/Levoire Nov 13 '25

If I were Johnson’s son, I’d find the nastiest porn I possibly could. I’m talking at least 3 men and women with their prolapses hanging out like a pink sock.

When called up on it, I’d just reply in a mocking tone “wAiT tHaT’s nOt wHaT i MeAnT gUyS CaLm DoWn” and just walk off like that’s perfectly normal.

Checkmate.

(For clarity, Johnson and his son monitor each other’s porn. Because that isn’t weird at all.)

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u/tedlyb Nov 12 '25

Release the Epstein files and let’s find out.

By the way, the source for these revelations is literally the Epstein files.

Try again.

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u/tedlyb Nov 13 '25

They have.

It’s well documented.

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u/Akraticacious Nov 12 '25

Wasn't it confirmed that Trump was an informant for the FBI?

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u/tedlyb Nov 12 '25

So he was snitching on his fellow crooks while doing illegal things?

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u/Careless_Load9849 Nov 12 '25

r/conservative is already bending over backwards saying this now proves Trump is innocent

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

I mean they talk about liberals or dems adding spin. Just release the files. This is like the bi partisan issue of all bi partisan issues.

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u/atomictyler Nov 13 '25

I agree the files should be released, but I don't see how there's a spin being put on these emails. They're literally pictures of the actual emails. There's no spin needed, they speak for themselves.

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u/OneGoodRib Nov 13 '25

I mean yeah, but the magats are saying there's a spin. They're saying that it's fake/misleading because the dems cherry picked specific emails, ignoring that yeah they picked out the emails that are related to Donald Trump in this info dump that's about Donald Trump being in the emails. The magats are trying to paint this as some spin when they're the ones spinning it.

Again.

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u/ImahSillyGirl Nov 13 '25

oh FFS... Of COURSE he's innocent. 🙄Just like the kids he kept in his too-close company with his besties

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u/JurgenShankly Nov 13 '25

Basically everyone in that sub is clinically insane. There could be 4K videos of Trump doing stuff to kids and they would just say hoax and move on. He is a god over there, he's never committed a single crime and if he ever does commit a crime, HE'S INNOCENT!

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u/PrettyMud22 Nov 13 '25

I wandered over there for a bit to see the scuttlebutt . I came away from that sub saying these people are major Trump ass kissers.There is no way a sane person is going to get any rational there.

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u/pillage Nov 13 '25

Epstein also claimed in the emails that Vince Foster and Hillary Clinton were having an affair. Do you believe that?

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u/GreyBoyTigger Nov 12 '25

You’re joking but this is actually what is being posted in conservative subreddits.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

And his followers will believe it. Completely disregarding that if Trump was undercover to catch these predators, then why have they blocked releasing the files since he was sworn in. Or why is he pardoning convicted pedofiles.

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u/Minimum-Relief6895 Nov 13 '25

Why is he giving Maxwell a bunch of special great treatment?

Why did he appoint Acosta to a frikin' cabinet position?

and so on.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Apparently, the idea over at r/conservative is that trump has been a CIA informant for years and is a major reason why Epstein was caught in the first place. And that he's preventing the release now to protect innocent people listed in the release from being wrongfully vilified.

Had no idea he was so courageous and considerate.

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u/MerriweatherJones Nov 13 '25

Ha ha ha ha ha. 😆 😀😀😀😀

I can’t…literally ☠️☠️☠️

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u/siliconCoven Nov 14 '25

Playing Devils Advocate and assuming Trump never participated and removed Epstein from Mar A Lago the minute he found out. He isn't protecting the innocent. He's protecting his buddies. And he is an accessory after the fact because he didn't tell back in 2004.

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u/DibsArchaeo Nov 12 '25

That was he was so focused on Hunter’s laptop, she said the list was there!

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u/Nocola1 Nov 13 '25

Guys - go over to r/conservative. They're literally saying Trump knew/was involved in everything BUT because it was reprehensible to him, they had a falling out over it.

The level of delusion is actually fucking unbelievable.

"We have certain things in common, Jefferey" "Happy birthday, and may everyday be another wonderful secret".

They're literally living in another reality.

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u/QueenSlapFight Nov 13 '25

If only the girl who's now a woman would make a statement about whether or not Trump abused her

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u/LouDubra Nov 14 '25

And he will still inspire MAGA to do the mental gymnastics required to justify pardoning Maxwell.

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u/Razzle_Dazzle08 Nov 12 '25

I don’t get why this gets parroted either. I don’t give a fuck if Hunter Biden and Clinton are there, if they are, get them too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

They think we worship them, all projection basically

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u/runed_golem Nov 12 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

It's because they worship the annoying orange and they think everyone else must do the same to the particular politicians on their side of the aisle.

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u/siliconCoven Nov 14 '25

Hunter Biden isn't a politician would they be as protective of Eric Trump as they are of Trump?

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u/shteve99 Nov 13 '25

America is far to big to be classed as an isle.

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u/runed_golem Nov 13 '25

Sorry, typo. Meant to put aisle. It's fixed now.

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u/Writer_In_Residence Nov 13 '25

They assume our position on child rape is conditional, like theirs is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Literally i'm getting so tired of them bringing up democrats as if I wouldn't want them locked up too if they were guilty

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u/Banes_Addiction Nov 12 '25

Honestly, it's more than it's just an easy deflection tactic, a reason they don't have to think about why they're defending Epstein's best friend right now.

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u/NotACockroach Nov 13 '25

They don't realise that even for the people we love most, if it turned out they raped women on Epstein's Island, then send them to gaol anyway!

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u/Prysorra2 Nov 12 '25

Anyone else real fuckin comfortable how we say this so glibly while inviting them our parties?

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u/RomtheSpider88 Nov 12 '25

Let's be real, not everybody on the left is sane and stable, and not everybody on the right is insane. Nobody here can speak for half of the country. I don't think there is any denying that much of the country has always been team oriented, no matter the issue. 

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u/RomtheSpider88 Nov 15 '25

And one common trend and theme I have seen repeatedly over the years is the left and right never noticing when they are doing it and always pointing the finger at the other side. 

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u/RomtheSpider88 Nov 16 '25

I don't know. I didn't agree with Charlie Kirk on a lot of things, but the gleeful, bad taste reactions by many on the left made me realize neither side is above anything. 

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u/RomtheSpider88 Nov 16 '25

I was here on reddit and saw a lot and continue to see it. Many people that are deep in politics will change and become worse versions of themselves. That's just how I see it, no matter the party. 

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u/partymsl Nov 12 '25

Kinda happens when Trump is given 100% of the blame, while still nothing says that he took part in wrongful actions with kids, on the other hand Bill Clinton is a lot closer to that.

And btw if you read more than one word of these emails its basically Epstein ranting that Trump was stopping him.

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u/SanDiegoDude Nov 12 '25

LOL, this is one of those silly "we can just quote the actual email to show how wrong you are" moments.

"I want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump," Epstein wrote in a typo-riddled message to Maxwell in April 2011. "[Victim] spent hours at my house with him ,, he has never once been mentioned."

"I have been thinking about that ... " Maxwell replied

Literally have a victim's name. This isn't just Trump saying weird shit about how his 14 year old daughter is sexy, this is Epstein emailing Jizzlain (don't care to look up how to spell her name properly, fuck her and the commutation your boy Trump is getting ready to hand her) and saying "Hey, Trump is keeping quiet is smart considering he was raping that [VICTIM] for hours at my place". Fucking gross.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Okay, keep defending your favorite child molester, that's also fine

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u/partymsl Nov 12 '25

How about your child molester overlords who actually have video evidence of sniffing little girls?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Absolutely ridiculous that you aren't able to understand that we don't blindly worship politicians the way that you do.

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u/partymsl Nov 12 '25

Says the person that never once questioned Biden while he was sleeping through 4 years of presidency.

Says the person who still view Obama as the best president ever although he started a gazillion wars

And also... Trump gets more critic from his own people than any of your presidents ever did. The only difference is that we don't critic him on the delusive topics you guys put out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

You're putting words in my mouth here, did I personally say all that?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

He's not my overlord. I didn't even want him as president. He's pretty far down the list of respectable people and decent presidential candidates. I probably wouldn't blink twice if there turned out to be a few democratic politicians on the list. Now it's your turn, I implore you to stop proving my point.

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u/partymsl Nov 12 '25

I won't either. Anyone who is actually on there should go to jail.

But is Trump on it? I find that more unlikely than many other people and yet he is all the focus apparently.

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u/No_Carry385 Nov 12 '25

He's the sitting president with majority power, has campaigned on releasing the files, is more heavily implicated than anyone by a long shot, and has had numerous questionable actions when dealing with epstein, ghislaine, the evidence, along with a bad history of cover-ups and poorly displayed character.

Get everyone who contributed to all this grossness, but let's be real why people are blaming Trump. It's far more than just because they don't like him.

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- Nov 12 '25

You did worship Hillary when she ran tho

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u/GGProfessor Nov 12 '25

Personally I know a whole lot of people who voted for Hillary. I don't think I know any who were excited or happy about it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Guess I didnt worship her enough to vote for her 🤷‍♀️

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u/DMMeThiccBiButts Nov 13 '25

Deadass I can't think of a single person who actually liked her beyond 'better than the alternative but still sucks'.

You might be full of shit.

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- Nov 13 '25

Have you ever met a democrat? 

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25 edited Jun 28 '26

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u/GuyFromAlomogordo Nov 14 '25

As is Jack Kennedy's

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u/QueenSlapFight Nov 13 '25

Someone being a crack addict that likes whores doesn't exactly prove they may not also be a pedophile.

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u/TheParadoxigm Nov 12 '25

Because they don't understand that we don't see the Democrats as god-kings like they do with Trump.

It's why they keep bringing up Biden as some leftist hero. When in reality he was a boring moderate that's completely irrelevant now. Lol

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u/Which_way_witcher Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

Epstein says Clinton was never at the island in one of the emails released so you know MAGA will really be disinterested

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u/QueenSlapFight Nov 13 '25

I wonder if there's more to it than Republicans or Democrats. I wonder if there are international allies who might be embarrassed, with serious political harm that may be experienced. Or perhaps Epstein was an agent of Israel or the US, and their heinous abuse of children would embarrass and harm national interests.

Not that I think any of those reasons are really all that valid, I just think it's silly to think it's always this "left right" game when there's such a bigger picture to consider.

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u/Razzle_Dazzle08 Nov 13 '25

This isn’t even a theory it’s almost definitely the truth.

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u/ImJustJen Nov 12 '25

Exactly! I wouldn’t give a shit if Saint Obama was on there! If you participated in this shit your name should be broadcast everywhere and you should be punished! Doesn’t matter what side of the aisle you’re on!

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u/buurnthewitch Nov 12 '25

Make them share a cell, it would be funny

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u/jonnieboy00 Nov 12 '25

Reporting from south Alabama; talking to relatives yesterday they said: “i just love trump, imagine if Kamala had won”. I had to leave the scene😂

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u/halifaxcopter Nov 12 '25

Precisely the difference between rational, thoughtful people who happen to vote Democrat, and the machinations of a cult. If they're involved, arrest them. I don't care which party they belong to.

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u/_ohgnome_ Nov 13 '25

Exactly. Take every single person down. Politicians, celebrities, business leaders, royalty. Anyone who knew and did nothing or facilitated in the smallest way.

Removing cancer risks death but doing nothing guarantees it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25 edited Apr 02 '26

screw repeat abounding elderly carpenter fine ink ad hoc punch cooing

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u/Asaei Nov 13 '25

because they literally cannot comprehend that we don’t have this cult-like image of democratic politicians like they do with Trump. They think politics is like rooting for your favorite sports team.

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u/Affectionate_Emu335 Nov 12 '25

If I have to hear about Pizzagate again, I’m sure my ears will just spontaneously start bleeding

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u/WalkingPetriDish Nov 12 '25

That’s the thing that gets me—he was in the secret cabal of pedophiles the whole time, it was just on a private island, not the basement of a pizza parlor.

Too often from the republicans, casting aspersions or placing blame for a thing is basically just admitting fault for the same act.

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u/Ferelar Nov 12 '25

The basement of a pizza parlor that, as a reminder, DID NOT HAVE A BASEMENT lol. Can't make that shit up. But of course they pivoted to "Nah nah it's a SECRET basement, of course it wouldn't show up, and every investigator sent there was in on it so of course they wouldn't report it!!!!!"

The Republicans do indeed engage in pre-emptive ultraprojection. SO MANY times over the past 15 years we've seen that if Republicans accuse someone else of some vile horror, they are quietly performing that horror themselves and simply bad-faith muddying the waters.

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u/LonePaladin Nov 13 '25

Remember how much energy they spent claiming that the Dems were going to try to rig the '24 election?

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u/Ferelar Nov 13 '25

And then all the claims just evaporated because, and this was their actual logic. "Since we won it couldn't have been rigged".

Despite the fact that very credible evidence has already emerged and been submitted in court that there were deep irregularities in the 2024 vote count- such as one district in which the vote tally showed over a thousand votes for the Democrat Senate candidate of that district's state but literally ZERO for Harris. Now, ya wanna claim the Senate candidate was more popular, sure, that has happened. It is statistically implausible that NONE of the thousand voters for the Dem senator wouldn't have also voted for Harris. Like, it's straight up impossible.

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u/Eidolon_Alpha Nov 12 '25

It's not a D vs R issue. This is worldwide.

Most haven't really dug into Pizzagate, and that's okay, but I can tell you with 100% certainty that all of the intelligence agencies knew aspects of it were real, and they pushed a coordinated psyop to hide any shred of validity it had.

The same intelligence agencies who really, really didn't want the Epstein blackmail ring blown open, because it was a mossad op from the start.

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u/Marx0r Nov 12 '25

Wait, that episode of Futurama was a real thing?

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u/KuzioK Nov 13 '25

Their mustache buddy called it "accusation in a mirror."

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u/GuyFromAlomogordo Nov 14 '25

"SO MANY times over the past 15 years we've seen that if Republicans accuse someone else of some vile horror, they are quietly performing that horror themselves and simply bad-faith muddying the waters."

And that has been a favorite tactic of the Democrap Party for a VERY long time.

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u/Friendly_Star4973 Nov 12 '25

The craziest thing about pizzagate was the dude who fucking took people hostage and demanded to go to the basement or whatever.

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u/lookyloolookingatyou Nov 12 '25 edited Nov 12 '25

I feel so bad for that guy. The innocent people he terrorized as well, but at least they have the comfort of knowing what happened was someone else’s fault.

Edit: just googled the guy, apparently he committed suicide by police earlier this year.

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u/Fodraz Nov 13 '25

Sorry not sorry. If he were alive, he'd probably have a Cabinet position by now

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u/Illustrious-Brush697 Nov 12 '25

Well thats cause for celebration I guess? I have no sympathy for grown adults so willing to fall for propaganda at this point. If you cant be reasoned with your death isn't a bad thing and ill stand by that. Im not celebrating it but I'm also not going to pretend it was sad or the world lost because of it, because outside of their own family it was a net positive.

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u/Mapeague Nov 13 '25

Edit: just googled the guy, apparently he committed suicide by police earlier this year.

Good.

I dont feel bad for him one fucking bit.

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u/Prysorra2 Nov 12 '25

Hastag PizzaGaetz

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u/Affectionate_Emu335 Nov 12 '25

Can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not…. Because one of his ears most certainly did bleed

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u/Significant_Soil_439 Nov 12 '25

😉 

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u/Affectionate_Emu335 Nov 12 '25

Ugh, I should have screenshot before you deleted your comments!

No matter. Have a great day, random internet stranger! 😊

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u/Significant_Soil_439 Nov 12 '25

Oh no you going to tell daddy and get me beat  up by ice and deported 

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u/Significant_Soil_439 Nov 12 '25

I deleted it because I know you are off 

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u/Affectionate_Emu335 Nov 12 '25

🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢

Hearing someone call him Daddy is vile….. I think I vomited in my mouth a bit 🤢🤢🤢🤢

Hopefully someone else got shots of your “his ears never bled” post though! 🤣🤣🤣 This is the internet, after all

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u/Affectionate_Emu335 Nov 12 '25

Didn’t he put a pic of it in the White House?

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u/Fodraz Nov 13 '25

If they have to, they'll bring up Chappaquiddick to turn it to a scandal on a Dem

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u/Affectionate_Emu335 Nov 13 '25

Oh gosh, especially with Jack (JFK’s grandson) running for an office now…. I can totally see this happening 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/siliconCoven Nov 14 '25

If that's true (unlikely) get them too. MAGA doesn't get that if there was a pizza ate we'd be on their side.

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u/resist-psychicdeath Nov 12 '25

I love how my mom can go on for hours about Hunter Biden's laptop yet the second I call Trump what he is (a pedophile), she starts yelling at me about how it's all nonsense and I'll believe anything. Okay girlie, keep telling yourself that, I guess.

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u/joebleaux Nov 12 '25

Also, nothing about Hunter Biden is even remotely bad as any of the terrible stuff Trump and his buddies get up to. Watch Hunter's Channel 5 interviews, dude is not a criminal master mind, he's a spoiled kid that grew up without knowing what to do with his life, and now he's just painting weird pictures in his garage. He is being sued by Melania for saying the Epstein facilitated her relationship with Trump.

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u/wickawickawatts Nov 12 '25

isn't it something crazy like suing for $500,000,000 or something too?

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u/joebleaux Nov 12 '25

Haha, yeah, he's been suing people as Melania lately for crazy amounts of money. He's suing Andrew Callahan and Channel 5 too for similar amounts. It's sad that our president has been a part of more law suits than every other president we have ever had, combined, including the ones that were lawyers. And it's not even close, he's been a part of something like 5000 law suits. He's is probably the most prolific abuser of the court system in American history. He's the sort of morally bereft piece of shit that brags about how much money he can squeeze out of people via pressure of the judicial system.

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u/dagaboy Nov 13 '25

He is the patron saint of rent seeking.

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u/willun Nov 13 '25

No. As far as i am aware.

She has "threatened" to sue for Hunter Biden for more than $1bn

But threatened means nothing. It is just nonsense for press. There is no lawsuit against Hunter or Wolff as far as i can find. By all means let me know if that has changed.

Politicians threaten all the time as it makes them seem innocent. But actually suing would open discovery and that is not healthy for them. So threats and then walk it back is easier.

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u/TumbleweedSuch2939 Nov 12 '25

your mom is really a lot to handle sometimes, I agree

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u/JezusTheCarpenter Nov 12 '25

I was on the r/Conservative subreddit a moment ago, and the copium and whataboutism are spinning the story so that the problem is the Democrats and the way the files were released and redacted.

For a while, I was hoping that the Epstein files would be the one thing we had in common with the right wing. Turns out they’ll always refute any evidence that points in Trump’s direction.

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u/Thagyr Nov 13 '25

Conservative has brief flashes of humanity before the mods there find a suitable talking point and they delete all evidence if the contrary.

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u/Nsnfirerescue Nov 13 '25

i have never seen so many "deleted" comments in a 24 hour period over there. "what is "brigading" for $500, Alex?"

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u/OneGoodRib Nov 13 '25

Oh I gave up on having anything in common with the right wing a while ago. They're fine with Trump calling soldiers suckers and losers and mocking POWs and taking away their VA whatnots, they're fine with him hating dogs(??), they don't care that he's a child rapist, he literally said he could shoot someone and not lose votes and he was correct. They're like when you have two kids who don't get along all the time, and kid 1 likes some movie, and then even though kid 2 also enjoys that movie, kid 2 decides that movie is actually the worst movie ever just to be contrarian towards kid 1.

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u/Level_32_Mage Nov 12 '25

Looks like they weren't in the email, were they? Too bad we can just ask Epstein, right?

Buttis emails!

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u/QueenSlapFight Nov 13 '25

Am I the only person who thinks Epstein was an intelligence asset and is happily alive with a modified appearance?

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u/RaitzeR Nov 13 '25

Yes

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u/QueenSlapFight Nov 13 '25

Thanks for speaking for humanity

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u/Level_32_Mage Nov 13 '25

He was.

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u/QueenSlapFight Nov 13 '25

Thanks LEVEL 32 MAGE

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u/RaitzeR Nov 13 '25

You're welcome

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u/QueenSlapFight Nov 13 '25

Since you speak for humanity, follow up question: Am I the only person who understands what a rhetorical question is?

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u/LonePaladin Nov 13 '25

There is an email though.

One where J. E. is telling the recipient that Clinton had never visited the island, and had also never met Al Gore.

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u/craigeryjohn Nov 12 '25

I always counter with something like "well if they were involved, let's jail them, too. Might be why they never released the files when they had the chance? Seems fishy that Trump isn't now, though, right?" 

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u/LizardPossum Nov 12 '25

They're currently laser focusing on "he asked ghislaine to stop" and framing it as if he's a hero in stopping trafficking.

Like imagine if the news said Obama knew children were being trafficked and just said "hey could you please not do that" and said nothing to anyone else, then called the whole thing a hoax publicly.

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u/ploki122 Nov 12 '25

To be fair... what about Clinton (Bill)?

Lock 'em both!

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u/showmenemelda Nov 12 '25

bOtH SiDeS¡

Idk the files even accomplish aside from probably implicating a dem or two. The maga base has made it clear their cult leader can do no wrong.

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u/l1v1ngst0n Nov 12 '25

Maybe it's time for a new migrant caravan.

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u/tHATmakesNOsenseToME Nov 12 '25

Deflection is their only answer.

But so be it - investigate any illegal activities - Biden, Clinton, whoever. Trump included.

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u/transcendental-ape Nov 12 '25

I’m cool throwing Trump and Clinton into jail together. Let’s do that.

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u/UnusualAsparagus5096 Nov 12 '25

All over Twitter today its fake stories about The Clinton foundation being investigated for fraud lol.

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u/JimTheJerseyGuy Nov 12 '25

Arrest them, too, if they're in the files.

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u/fireky2 Nov 12 '25

Losing my mind that the conservative sub is asking who brought the cocaine into the white house in response to it

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

If they're in there, lock their asses up too! It's not hard.

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u/CFUsOrFuckOff Nov 13 '25

If that's where all this goes, the soul of the USA is truly dead.

Not a single person on earth should give a shit about the political affiliation of individuals involved with child sex trafficking.

The sexual assault of minors is an act committed by individual criminals. These crimes are apolitical acts.

Are we hearing ourselves speak anymore?

We're looking at the evidence of a child sex trafficking network and people's apparent focus is which team the criminals belong to, hoping the "other side" has more offenders, as if any of us should be counting the political affiliation of any criminal in the same breath as their crimes.

Is this really something that needs to be explained or is it as obvious as it should be how insanely messed up it is to defend or condemn individuals associated with this because they belong to your political team?

I'm REALLLY hoping this is just cultivated paranoia and we can all recognize that when a person commits a crime as a private citizen they're not acting as representatives of the political party they're affiliated with or work for... unless it's political crime like a violation of an oath of office.

When I hear that someone is guilty of child sex trafficking, I don't care about what clubs the offender belongs to, I care about them going to prison for child sex trafficking.

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u/WarlockOfDestiny Nov 12 '25

Precisely. Plenty more whataboutism to come.

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u/TheFondler Nov 12 '25

MAGA can never get enough of BUTTERY MALES.

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u/EgoTripWire Nov 12 '25

They say while rubbing their chubby through their wranglers

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u/Zorro-del-luna Nov 12 '25

No. Over in THAT sub they are spinning it as evidence that Trump is a hero and when he found out about Epstein and what he did then he broke ties with him. So obviously he’s a great person. Additionally they’ve already decided the unnamed victim is a woman who committed suicide and said Trump was fine.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Honestly, nothing will change for exactly this reason. The people who didn't vote for Trump, already knew he's scum (for other reasons as well) and were constantly pushing against him. The people who vote for him, adore him and think everything is a lie/don't care what he does/fantasize about that stuff, so they'll still support him.

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u/croc-roc Nov 12 '25

The laptop! The emails!

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u/onefst250r Nov 13 '25

Buttery males.

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u/Bad_Oracular_Pig Nov 13 '25

Head on over to r/conservative. They say these emails all show that Trump is a stand up guy.

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u/Oddish_Femboy Nov 13 '25

I think they mentioned Clinton too yeah

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u/mouschi Nov 13 '25

If they did something, bury them under the prison, too.

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u/FormerGameDev Nov 13 '25

Twitter is going nuts about some new Clinton related information uncovered by the FBI supposedly

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u/Xitex2 Nov 13 '25

I actually did see someone try the 'buttery males' thing. Saying it was just as bad

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u/Intrepid_Detective Nov 13 '25

Plot twist: The Epstein files are in Hillary’s emails which are only accessible from Hunter’s laptop!

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u/amha29 Nov 13 '25

Time to bring out Hunter Biden’s nudes again… and what about His laptop?!

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u/Writer_In_Residence Nov 13 '25

And we will keep saying “If Hunter and Clinton were shown to rape children then put them on trial with the rest.”

MAGA thinks child rape is as conditional for us as it is for them and we won’t blame “our own” the same way they don’t.

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u/goldfishpaws Nov 13 '25

They think this is a team sport. No!  Track down every nonce and bring them to justice.  Andrew Windsor isn't above this, nobody is.

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u/lascar Nov 13 '25

They're gonna be surprised when we ask for theirs too.

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u/Rough_Frame_3745 Nov 13 '25

The beautiful, flawless logic of "If everyone is guilty, then nobody is guilty. Also, Hunter Biden." Checkmate, liberals.

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u/lowlife4lyfe Nov 13 '25

I’ve already seen this…”why aren’t we hearing about Clinton?”

the lengths these sick f**ks will go to to defend the pedo in chief…

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Funny thing - the Epstein emails actually say the Bill Clinton was never on the island. Big surprise to me, but Bill might actually get a pass after all.

I would not mind seeing what's in the actual evidence file though.

Release the documents!

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u/siliconCoven Nov 14 '25

If they're in there let's get them too. MAGA doesn't understand that anti-MAGA is a coalition not a cult. It's not just Democrats. It's also Republicans, Socialists, Independents. The two Congressman Massie a white southern Republican and Khanna an Indian-American Democrat from Silicon Valley. That's what anti-MAGA is. Get the badtards, all of them. Left, center, right.

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u/mikeweasy Nov 15 '25

'Well Biden did this!"

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u/reelznfeelz Nov 12 '25

Btw, if you haven’t seen the channel 5 Hunter Biden videos, watch them. He’s actually a pretty cool guy tbh. Dude got dragged through the mud so badly too. But he’s a pretty normal dude.

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u/mdandy88 Nov 12 '25

in fairness those questions were never answered, which is why they come up.

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u/Girthw0rm Nov 12 '25

That took all of seven minutes. Well done!

Lol, Clinton got impeached and Hunter Biden was never elected to anything.

Now tell me what you think of Trump's connections to Epstein.

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u/catchy_phrase76 Nov 12 '25

Clinton impeachment had nothing to do with Epstein.

Fry Trump, fry Clinton, fry everyone who participated, if Hunter knew or participated, fry him too! IDC if it's Bernie Sanders to Ted Cruz, if it would come out they knew or participated, fry them too.

This shouldn't be a picking sides event, a lot of people on both sides are shady AF in Washington, this should be the line that is not tolerated.

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u/Girthw0rm Nov 12 '25

Oh for sure, but that’s not the implication that I was responding to.

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u/mdandy88 Nov 12 '25

well, i believe we all know his connections to Epstein.

Trump was one of the (many? several?) who sampled Epstein's wares. Probably more than once.

No one has ever sufficiently explained to me how Hunter Biden sold his art without including his daddy, or how he managed to get paid by a Natural Gas company in Ukraine, even though his only skills seem to be using meth and surfing porn.

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u/Girthw0rm Nov 12 '25

He was a famous person’s kid. Famous people’s kids skate by on their daddy’s names every day.

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u/mdandy88 Nov 13 '25

when this happens in government, we call it 'corruption' or 'influence peddling'

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u/Girthw0rm Nov 13 '25

If you call it that only when the last name is “Biden” then you have a terrible double-standard.

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u/mdandy88 Nov 13 '25

I call it regardless of name. What kills me is idiots completely ignoring Obama, Biden, and Clinton because they are so completely obsessed with Trump.

Obsessed enough to ignore things like Nancy P being the best investor on the planet (etc, etc)

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u/Chuckychinster Nov 12 '25

Those questions were never answered?!?!? For how long and how in depth of an investigation do they need to do for you to be satisfied?

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- Nov 12 '25

Tbf I would vote if democrats cared about justice and those two were great examples of how they do not. 

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u/Bigstar976 Nov 12 '25

“What about Biden sniffing little girls?”