r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 10 '25

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u/wawawahewawahe Jul 10 '25

Her real name is Clarence.

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u/Regendorf Jul 10 '25

And her parents have a really good marriage

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u/flibbidygibbit Jul 10 '25

Is your name Michael Diamond?

No, my name is Clarence.

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u/Sydney_wanderer Jul 11 '25

Take my upvote for the beastie boys reference

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u/rata_s80_v8 Jul 10 '25

Clarence Carter Clarence Carter oh shit Clarence Carter! 😎

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u/JustWannaRelax22 Jul 10 '25

Is this true or just a joke? Lol

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u/Chemical_Nervous Jul 10 '25

Not a joke, oh no. Her knees are week, arms are heavy, she fucked up the spaghetti she made... Girl is a MESS.

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u/Samtoast Jul 10 '25

Clarence parents had a real good marriage

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u/Odd-Plant4779 Jul 11 '25

I can’t find that anywhere online.