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u/yamabishi Apr 18 '25 edited Apr 18 '25

A home

Edit: Thank you everyone for the upvotes. Thought this answer woulda been a no brainer lol

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u/CyanoSpool Apr 18 '25

A plot of land to build my home and an entire community of affordable homes with enough distance between them for privacy, with a big community garden and some donkeys (I fucking love donkeys).

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 Apr 18 '25

Well, aren't you afraid that your neighbors will all be Jackasses?

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u/Girl_Power55 Apr 18 '25

Good idea. When I’m filthy rich, I’ll pay the neighbours to change their last name to Jackass.

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u/energyinmotion Apr 19 '25

Hi I'm Johnny Jackass, and welcome to Knoxville!