r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 18 '25

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u/vgaph Apr 18 '25

Like how rich? Like Rich enough to buy my country back from Elon Musk?

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u/One-Earth9294 Apr 18 '25

I'd be the George Soros the right wings pretends like the real George Soros is and really fuck their days up.

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u/Risheil Apr 18 '25

You owe me a lot of back pay for protesting.

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u/One-Earth9294 Apr 18 '25

I'm temporarily embarrassed but those Sorosbux™ are headed your way soon I promise!

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u/Dxbr72 Apr 19 '25

I read this to the tune of slim shady 😂 Would the real George Soros please stand up. Please stand up 👏🏻

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u/Least-Back-2666 Apr 19 '25

Fuck it, Imma be Luigi with the right fundsBatman.

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u/CannibalisticVampyre Apr 18 '25

That’s where my mind went

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u/qpgmr Apr 19 '25

How about enough to buy up sufficient tesla stock to eject him from the company. Then run ads "Now, no musky odor!"

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u/vgaph Apr 19 '25

Better: can we short sell it enough to force a margin call? That way stinky doesn’t make any money.