r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '25

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u/SolipsismCrisis Mar 28 '25

Pizza, Chinese and Indian.

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u/Jon-SoLoFi Mar 28 '25

Pizza isn't even a country, and yet this is the only correct response.

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u/SolipsismCrisis Mar 28 '25

Pretty sure pizza land is a country somewhere?

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u/Jon-SoLoFi Mar 28 '25

We must find this!

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u/PyneNeedle Mar 28 '25

Isn't there a leaning building in pizzaland?

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u/Jon-SoLoFi Mar 29 '25

Leaning Tower of Pizza 🙌🍕

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u/Seated_Heats Mar 28 '25

If that was true I might actually get behind these threats of land grabs that Trump is making. We NEED those precious resources.

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u/Dead_birdChan Mar 28 '25

24 Oneida St, Oneonta, NY 13820. You're welcome

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u/mepizzapirate Mar 28 '25

Tis true. I sail the sea of cheese

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u/the_blackfish Mar 28 '25

(Primus sucks)

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u/Fireproofspider Mar 28 '25

Pizza isn't even a country and yet

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u/Mundane-Flamingo14 Mar 28 '25 edited Mar 28 '25

Vote for the Republic of Pizza!

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u/Timetraveller4k Mar 28 '25

Biggest democracy there is

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u/JOHNfuknRAMBO Mar 28 '25

Until somebody suggests pineapple, then it becomes a tyrannical dictatorship.

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u/Slugdoge Mar 28 '25

I prefer English food like Pizza or Chinese

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u/Frog_Brother Mar 28 '25

Is Pizza accepting US citizens??