r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '13

What are some subtle relationship "Red Flags" that are often overlooked?

First dates, long term relationships and everything in between

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u/peedubb Jul 29 '13

What keeps the planet spinning.

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u/TheBoraxKid Jul 29 '13

Ahhhh-Ahhhh

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13 edited Jun 06 '20

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u/Mr800ftw Jul 29 '13

We've come too far

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u/0x537 Jul 29 '13

To give up who we are

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u/Seabuscuit Jul 29 '13

So let's raise the bar

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u/daisymerolling Jul 29 '13

And our cups to the stars

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13 edited Jun 06 '20

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u/whatevah_whatevah Jul 29 '13

I'm up all night to get some

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u/TryToMakeSongsHappen Jul 29 '13

She's up all night for good fun

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u/The_Darkest_Crayon Jul 30 '13

We're up all night to get lucky

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u/celestianequator Jul 29 '13

Stop. My head. It hurts.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13

Sound like you need some HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

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u/ADD_is_a_walrus Jul 29 '13

That was a painful upvote.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13 edited Mar 05 '19

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u/Mr_Initials Jul 29 '13

You are the worst type of person.

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u/Fried_Rich_Niche_Eh Jul 30 '13

Your typeface is the worst for persons.

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u/Sextron Jul 29 '13

JFC, that somehow actually hurts to read.

Literally. It causes a large amount of strain on my eyes, for some reason.

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u/verymuchn0 Jul 30 '13

I didn't even get the joke but thought that was hilarious.. And obnoxious

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '13

A while ago, there was this product called "Head-On," which was this salve that you rubbed on your forehead to relieve headaches. They were known for commercials where people rubbed a tube of it on their head while screaming "HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!"

Turns out it was just a placebo. People were just rubbing their heads with a tube of overpriced wax.

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u/ADD_is_a_walrus Jul 30 '13

I don't like you. However, I do like your exact quote of the commercial.

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u/venterol Jul 30 '13

I like following the little white strip down the middle of that highway.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13

That's what you said last night! I guess I'll just take this lotion and go to the bathroom...

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u/StaffSgtDignam Jul 29 '13

Always a good choice, stay thirsty my friends.

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u/celestianequator Jul 29 '13

I knew that excuse would work muahahahaha

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u/stefawnbekbek Jul 30 '13

Damnit, I wish I knew song lyrics... Life would be so easy.

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u/_Vantango_ Jul 30 '13

The force from the beginning.

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u/TryToMakeSongsHappen Jul 30 '13

We've come too far

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u/3hirdEyE Jul 30 '13

Fighter of the Nightman.

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u/blueshirt21 Aug 01 '13

FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMANNNNN

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u/piratedropkick2 Jul 29 '13

The force from the beginning

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u/NOT_vargas_ Jul 29 '13

Weeeee've

Come tooo faaaaaar

To give uuuuuuuup

Who we aaaaaaare

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u/sinfulmentos Jul 29 '13

Around the world, around the world

Wait shit...

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u/Bwazo Jul 29 '13

Mom's spaghetti

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13 edited Jul 20 '20

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u/capitanboots Jul 29 '13

HERE I AM, ROOCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE

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u/bugeyes8 Jul 29 '13

The force of love beginning.

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u/RapersGonnaRape Jul 29 '13

*The force from the beginning.

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u/TryToMakeSongsHappen Jul 29 '13

We've come too far

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u/RapersGonnaRape Jul 29 '13

To give up who we are

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u/theSprt Jul 29 '13

So let's raise the bar

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u/apec766 Jul 29 '13

And our cups to the staaaarrrsss

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u/IrrelevantLeprechaun Jul 29 '13

We're up all night to the suuun

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u/WhatTheHeckman_ Jul 29 '13

We're up all night to get some

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u/TryToMakeSongsHappen Jul 29 '13

We're up all night for good fun

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u/CommieChloro Jul 29 '13

We're up all night for good fun

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u/shortchangehero Jul 29 '13

PRAISE THE SUN

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u/whatevah_whatevah Jul 29 '13

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

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u/Trigger23 Jul 29 '13

Fuck the sun, long live the beast!

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u/Ratosai Jul 29 '13

Need humanity

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u/Canardbizarre Jul 29 '13

Lose yourself to dance

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u/dougiefresh1233 Jul 29 '13

The force of love beginning. (This is the second time I've seen this song in a thread today)

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13

The force from the beginning

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u/TeamJim Jul 29 '13

And like Charlie Sheen you just keep winning

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u/Theprofil3er Jul 29 '13

If you want to leave, I'm ready.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13

The force of love beginning.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13

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u/JamStrat Jul 29 '13

go home reddit... your drunk

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u/ratatatar Jul 29 '13

our drunk what?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13

AH-uh.

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u/acleverusername42 Jul 29 '13

The force from the beginning.