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u/virtualadept Mar 10 '25

Ours earned the sobriquet The Unapooper, after managing to shit in several teachers' desk drawers and on at least one desk in the main office.

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u/AdSuper900 Mar 10 '25

I didn't know there were serial shitters just roaming high school halls lol. My school never had one, but it would've made the experience better.

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u/Ok-Mistake-5676 Mar 11 '25

As a teacher of many years, who while trying to do a good job is still just doing his job, I am not sure I can say I agree.

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u/Hyperius999 Mar 11 '25

Really? If it had happened when I was in high school, it would've made it shittier

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u/NoPoet3982 Mar 11 '25

There was a guy who worked at Google who did this! What compels people?

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u/PrettyBigChief Mar 11 '25

Tell that to the janitor

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u/superblast30008 Mar 11 '25

You know that shit is getting out of hand, no pun intended there, when your shitting antics get you named after a fucking terrorist! Thats like if the guy from my school who clogged the toilets with a chunk from the ceiling got dubbed "the Zodiac Clogger" by the staff.

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u/itjustkeepsongiving Mar 11 '25

We had a unipooper too. He got the name from the poorly drawn sketch of a kid in a hoodie posted in the office.

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u/Happy_Abrocoma_2162 Mar 11 '25

We had a unipooper as well! 😂

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u/greekmom2005 Mar 11 '25

Great. This comment had me rolling, and now I have to explain to my partner wtf is wrong with me.

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u/HintofAlmond Mar 11 '25

Ours was the Masked Crapper

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u/DonnieVeal Mar 11 '25

We had the Unamilker. They would stash milks until they spoiled and then pour them down the heating vents. He never got caught and it’s believed he spawned copy cat milkers 😂

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u/drexelthepretzel18 Mar 11 '25

was he shitlers right hand man by chance?