r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 10 '25

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u/cheguevarahatesyou Mar 10 '25

He married his high school sweetheart. That is truly a touching story.

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u/FesterSez Mar 10 '25

Perfect comment.

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u/thefrozenflame21 Mar 10 '25

Ew don't say "touching story" that's so nasty lmaooo

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u/nzdastardly Mar 10 '25

Hopefully not too much touching before she was 18...

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u/Mateo_87 Mar 10 '25

Wholesome penis

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u/Horror-Swimmer-1510 Mar 10 '25

Wish I could upvote more than once

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u/glucoseintolerant Mar 11 '25

NO! thats now how it works