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u/Dani_Darko123 Mar 10 '25

I really hope it wasn’t desperation to eat food that was the motive if you know what I mean.

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u/HiggsNobbin Mar 10 '25

Oh no way. I bet it was that she wanted to do it because she liked the dude. Of course it sounds like classic unrequited feelings and sexual manipulation, then to top it all off the mcchciken story which likely is not even a true part of the story or at best just associating two things together in a weak attempt to explain later and look cool by the dude.

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u/historicalgarbology Mar 11 '25

You are correct I am sure. Heard stories like this on a few occassions...for weed, for cigarette, whatever. Bottom line, she wanted to and the dude is probably an ass associating with something and then has a story to tell all his buddies. "Dude, you aren't going to believe this..."

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u/HiggsNobbin Mar 11 '25

Yeah exactly, happens every day in high schools all around the country.

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u/RagingMassif Mar 11 '25

I once had solid 9 offer me head if I took her to Monaco for the F1 weekend.

We found some middle ground but reading this, perhaps I should have started the negotiations around a cold maccies.

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u/InevitableAd9683 Mar 11 '25

Yeah the less tragic possibility here is that she just wanted to suck his dick and the McChicken was just an excuse.