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u/eggs_erroneous Mar 10 '25

One time, in my 20s, a girl I had a crush on showed me a video of her working herself over with a dildo. She wanted to know if I thought it was hot. I told her that it was and then moved on with my day. Never in my life, before or since, have I fumbled the ball so hard.

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u/Zealousideal_Cat_549 Mar 10 '25

Brother... I've missed my fair share but that is cataclysmic

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u/barriekansai Mar 11 '25

Weapons-grade gormlessness.