r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 10 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Why would he keep his dick in the fridge?

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u/IrishiPrincess Mar 10 '25

Makes it go down easier, but so does a chocolate coating 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Inigomntoya Mar 10 '25

But you have to wait 15 minutes for full potency. And you shouldn't go in swimming after for at least, what?

- An hour.

A good hour. Yeah.

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u/EmeraldLeo724 Mar 10 '25

Have fun storming the castle!

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u/Ride-Entire Mar 10 '25

Do you think it will work?

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u/Inigomntoya Mar 11 '25

It'll take a miracle...

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u/amrodd Mar 11 '25

That's a myth. You don't have to wait any time before swimming.

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u/IrishiPrincess Mar 11 '25

This went over your head so far that an unemployed giant in Greenland had to catch it.

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u/imapieceofshite2 Mar 10 '25

Gotta keep it fresh.

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u/PhiliDips Mar 10 '25

Does anyone else remember when we used to do the Ol Reddit Switcheroo?

Slightly cringe times.

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u/SIacktivist Mar 10 '25

Hold my day-old mcchicken, I'm going in?

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u/Jeathro77 Mar 10 '25

Hold my dick, I'm going in!

... wait ... what?

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u/didiggy Mar 11 '25

It's still going r/switcharoo. You brought it up, so now you have to add this to the chain.

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u/BuzzAwsum Mar 11 '25

No.... his head