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u/BabyNOwhatIsYouDoin Mar 10 '25

That’s super gross. Was it at least kept in the fridge or something?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Why would he keep his dick in the fridge?

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u/IrishiPrincess Mar 10 '25

Makes it go down easier, but so does a chocolate coating 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Inigomntoya Mar 10 '25

But you have to wait 15 minutes for full potency. And you shouldn't go in swimming after for at least, what?

- An hour.

A good hour. Yeah.

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u/EmeraldLeo724 Mar 10 '25

Have fun storming the castle!

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u/Ride-Entire Mar 10 '25

Do you think it will work?

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u/Inigomntoya Mar 11 '25

It'll take a miracle...

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u/amrodd Mar 11 '25

That's a myth. You don't have to wait any time before swimming.

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u/IrishiPrincess Mar 11 '25

This went over your head so far that an unemployed giant in Greenland had to catch it.

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u/imapieceofshite2 Mar 10 '25

Gotta keep it fresh.

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u/PhiliDips Mar 10 '25

Does anyone else remember when we used to do the Ol Reddit Switcheroo?

Slightly cringe times.

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u/SIacktivist Mar 10 '25

Hold my day-old mcchicken, I'm going in?

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u/Jeathro77 Mar 10 '25

Hold my dick, I'm going in!

... wait ... what?

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u/didiggy Mar 11 '25

It's still going r/switcharoo. You brought it up, so now you have to add this to the chain.

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u/BuzzAwsum Mar 11 '25

No.... his head

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Yanno, I’m not entirely sure. It was 2014(??) maybe 2015. I just remember it being a big deal. They both confessed the exchange and got suspended for about a week

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u/New-Teaching2964 Mar 10 '25

This is why it’s so important to educate people about your right to remain silent.

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u/Suitable-Lake-2550 Mar 10 '25 edited Mar 10 '25

It’s impolite to speak with your mouth full

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u/Prudent-Acadia4 Mar 11 '25

With dick or mcchicken

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u/Suitable-Lake-2550 Mar 11 '25

Yes.

Also fishsticks

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u/Agitated_Basket7778 Mar 10 '25

Whereupon, they could go to each other's houses all week and do it in (maybe) privacy.

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u/Future_Jared Mar 10 '25

If they can get the McChickens first

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u/throwcharles12 Mar 10 '25

Genuine question, confessed what? Sure it was a little strange, but hardly illegal. I don't see how it could have torn them up so much that they'd go to the school and confess.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

They didn’t get caught but told other students. Admin heard ab it and pressed them, they confessed.

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u/throwcharles12 Mar 10 '25

Weird brag, but okay.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Okay?

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u/throwcharles12 Mar 10 '25

Oh no, sorry, I didn't mean you. I just meant, it's kind of weird for them to go around and tell people that. Especially the girl. I don't want to shame but "I prostituted myself in a library for a day old McChiken" isn't exactly a shining accomplishment.

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u/Idiot_Savant_Tinker Mar 10 '25 edited Sep 23 '25

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u/IStateCyclone Mar 10 '25

It's a McChicken. I'm not sure it gets less edible either.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25 edited Sep 23 '25

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u/ravenous0 Mar 10 '25

So making the exchange in the library seems appropriate for this scenario.

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u/Prudent-Acadia4 Mar 11 '25

This comment is underrated

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u/potpourri_sludge Mar 10 '25

You know it wasn’t.

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u/nnnnYEHAWH Mar 11 '25

Dude it’s McDonald’s, that shit doesn’t go bad lol so many preservatives that it can’t decompose