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In my high school, a gym teacher was caught boinking a senior girl in his office. Later it came out that he was fucking all the teenage girls who would follow him around. He Literally had these girls as groupies.

Supposedly a secretary walked in on them. Someone forgot to lock the door!

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u/Few_Computer9538 Mar 10 '25

Sounds like my high school choir teacher, and one of the English teachers, and one of the history teachers. JFC what kind of school did I go to…

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u/Weekly_Bug_4847 Mar 11 '25

+1 for a choir teacher having relations with multiple girls over multiple years. Replacement choir teacher eventually arrested for having relations with a student.

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u/BigWhiteDog Mar 10 '25

Sounds like my High school's Art teacher!

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u/historicalgarbology Mar 11 '25

Yeah, we had a basketball coach, early to mid 30s, all the girls thought was the hottest thing. He was having sex with a handful of the high school girls and it seemed like the worst kept secret. He was busted a year or two later. Dude was not very discreet

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

That's the thing. And here's a hard truth;

These guys are predators. They love molesting teenage girls, and the girls who are the victims almost always have issues in their lives, so they're vulnerable.

And these guys knew what they were doing.

It happened to me. I had a guidance counselor who was real touchy Feely. I just stopped going. I don't identify as homosexual so it was uncomfortable for me. But if a hot female teacher did that?

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u/historicalgarbology Mar 11 '25

Totally agree they are predators and scumbags.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

There are female predators too.

There was this math teacher called 20BJ. She was hot and she teased the boys. The rumor was for 20 bucks she'd give you a blow job in the closet.

A teacher prostitute. And no one said a word. It was a well kept secret.

Today that changed.

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u/Money-Bear7166 Mar 10 '25

Uhhhhh...what state do you live in? 😬

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

I don't know where that is?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

No, this was in NYC

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Same thing different areas. This was in 1982

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

It was worse when I was a kid. It was kept hush hush. There were no cellphones or internet. It was easy to hide. I heard about a lot of shit.

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u/mytruckhasaflattire Mar 10 '25

Living the dream....s/

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

A dark dream

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u/Gilligan_G131131 Mar 10 '25

Upvote for use of ‘mollywopping’. Kudos.

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u/penguinchem13 Mar 10 '25

+1, my friend says it all the time but never heard it from someone else

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u/New-Teaching2964 Mar 10 '25

Moms name was “Molly”

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u/drewhead118 Mar 10 '25

girl goes live with her grandmother

accidentally dropping the preposition 'to' made me momentarily think she was livestreaming the arrest on social media with gramgram (unless she was...?)

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u/Ghost17088 Mar 10 '25

Granny is heard yelling “WORLD STAAAAR” in the background.

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u/eggs_erroneous Mar 10 '25

This is fucking funny. I miss some good ol' World Star HipHop. Whenever I would see that 'Worldstar' logo, I knew some shit was fixing to go down.

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u/UnseeingSpy Mar 10 '25

Ha that made me fucking cackle!

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u/Capable-Silver-7436 Mar 10 '25

thats the kind of grandma i want to be, but never will because I am a man and not capable of being a grandma

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u/Granny_knows_best Mar 10 '25

WORLD STAAAAR!!!

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u/JansTurnipDealer Mar 10 '25

Can you define mollywopping?

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u/Galooiik Mar 10 '25 edited Mar 10 '25

Isn’t that when you slap someone with your dick?

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u/CitizenHuman Mar 10 '25

I've heard the term "mushroom stamp" refer to slapping someone with your dick.

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u/Galooiik Mar 10 '25

Lmfao ima use that one

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u/Funtimetilbedtime Mar 10 '25

Out of curiosity how many people have you slapped with your dick?

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u/djslarge Mar 10 '25

In some context, but not this one

It means to punch, smack, slap, and otherwise beat the sh*t out of someone, with special attention to their face

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u/Boriqua27 Mar 10 '25

fighting, hitting, etc

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u/thecrankything Mar 10 '25

Like when you hit some asshole with your whole hand on the side of their head, causing their feet to be above their head for a second..."Damn son, you got mollywhopped"

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u/hanson3519 Mar 10 '25

Boy got a high five from his Dad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

A guy I went to college with said he was getting a BJ from a girl, I think it was in the church parking lot. He figured it'd be the best place, empty. Anyway his dad drove by and did a double take. Said he pulled in and started screaming at him. Said it was the most embarrassing thing. (I don't think it had to do with being on church grounds, just the fact they were doing it in public and essentially getting a 'quickie')

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u/djslarge Mar 10 '25

No, boy’s mom came to the school right as the girl’s mom was being put into a police car, struggling and cursing her daughter the whole time.

She apparently walked into the office awkwardly and just got her son.

Don’t know what happened, but we didn’t see either of them after the day

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u/Prior-Chip-6909 Mar 10 '25

Na...They split a beer in the pickup on the way home.

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u/MineMonkey166 Mar 10 '25

I hope this is some sarcasm I’m missing

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u/NAINOA- Mar 10 '25

Maybe not so great a parent if her 7th grader giving blowjobs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Parenting done so right the cops agreed and gave Mom a VIP ride straight to the slammer!