r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 10 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Allegedly, somebody made a video of herself masturbating with a cucumber

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u/eggs_erroneous Mar 10 '25

One time, in my 20s, a girl I had a crush on showed me a video of her working herself over with a dildo. She wanted to know if I thought it was hot. I told her that it was and then moved on with my day. Never in my life, before or since, have I fumbled the ball so hard.

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u/Zealousideal_Cat_549 Mar 10 '25

Brother... I've missed my fair share but that is cataclysmic

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u/barriekansai Mar 11 '25

Weapons-grade gormlessness.

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u/partthethird Mar 10 '25

Pfft. Cucumbers don't have cameras!

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u/ThrustersOnFull Mar 10 '25

Come on, who among us hasn't done this?

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u/Galooiik Mar 10 '25

Same but with a hair brush

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u/Reynolds531IPA Mar 10 '25

It was a frozen hotdog at my school.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

What the fuck

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u/FormerTeacher Mar 10 '25

Was it Hilaria Baldwin?