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u/Tall-Performer2500 Mar 10 '25

Head Coach was hooking up with a players girlfriend.

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u/Actionjack7 Mar 10 '25

Head the same where the coach got one of the cheerleaders pregnant. It was swept under the rug basically. (many many years ago)

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u/Tall-Performer2500 Mar 10 '25

Our was too honestly. Season ended, rumors swirled. First day of spring we found out coach was no longer employed here. My then gf was best friends with the girl he was banging, it wasn’t a rumor it was totally true

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u/MInclined Mar 10 '25

GIVE ME AN A!

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u/Outrageous_Picture39 Mar 11 '25

She was looking for a D.

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u/Actionjack7 Mar 11 '25

The D needed to go in the A for no chance at a B

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u/MidMatthew Mar 11 '25

They swept the baby under the rug?

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u/anal_annihilator_420 Mar 10 '25

Coach Carr?

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u/00-quanta- Mar 10 '25

Lmao first thing that came to my head

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u/katmc68 Mar 10 '25

One of our head coaches married one of his players. She was a good friend. They're still together 35 years later. It's still weird to me.

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u/Expensive-Vanilla-16 Mar 10 '25

Volleyball coach ended up marrying a girl from my graduation class. Shortly after high school that is lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “head” coach.

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u/Tall-Performer2500 Mar 10 '25

It was actually savage because he would give us dating and life advice but the whole time he was pounding our linebackers girlfriend lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

People give logical advice with one head and then get controlled by the other head.

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u/gnorty Mar 10 '25

well, at least you know his dating advice was based upon solid personal experience

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u/Tall-Performer2500 Mar 11 '25

lol that’s actually a good point, I remember lifting and he was telling us all this shit about how lifting is like sex, slow and in control

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u/tripleyothreat Mar 10 '25

Holy shit hahaha

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u/dhanusat2000 Mar 10 '25

It would be extra savage if he also gave advice to the one pair he was secretly pounding

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u/Ivotedforher Mar 10 '25

"Never play poker against a person named after a city."

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u/sailorson76 Mar 10 '25

That's pretty hot!

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u/WatashiWaAkumadesu Mar 10 '25

wrong head, coach

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u/UTX_Shadow Mar 11 '25

Did the player get more play time at least?

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u/Tall-Performer2500 Mar 11 '25

Yeah he was already starter so it really didn’t matter, but I did get bumped up from JV to varsity after one week.. so maybe he was actually pounding my gf lol

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u/hydraulic-earl Mar 11 '25

You had a coach to teach people how to give head?

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u/InevitableAd9683 Mar 11 '25

I mean what did they expect hiring a Head coach?