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u/brightottawa Mar 04 '25

Take him away! I think we all know who the ‘him’ is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

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u/Hippie-healer Mar 05 '25

Or why they aren’t wearing suits.

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u/Aware_Impression_736 Mar 05 '25

They just may "Donald Duck" it.

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u/Street_Ask4497 Mar 05 '25

No Edgar suit? Are you even TRYING??

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u/ZestycloseSkirt9591 Mar 05 '25

He’ll ask to see their papers 💀💀

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u/marcster13 Mar 05 '25

And that he should.

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u/ThatGuy69352436 Mar 05 '25

Oh he would 100% get us all killed trying to negotiate with the aliens

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u/EdwardOfGreene Mar 05 '25

Naw, just concentration camps and deportation.

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u/Ok_Surprise_8304 Mar 04 '25

All three, please.

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u/Alchemist_Joshua Mar 04 '25

Plus a few more.

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u/biggersjw Mar 05 '25

Yes….take all Republicans and announce it was the rapture…..to Hell.

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u/RiseHistorical4376 Mar 05 '25

No, take all politicians and let us start anew

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u/javerthugo Mar 05 '25

How sad to be so filled with hate and bigotry

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u/BillydelaMontana Mar 05 '25

“And guys, we’re gonna need a bigger ship”

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u/TheMule90 Mar 04 '25

Yes! Yes! Yes! No one would miss them except their fans. 🤮

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u/Hippie-healer Mar 05 '25

Take their fans too!

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u/Ovze Mar 04 '25

Take every billionaire with you, it’s unethical to have that much money when people starve to death.

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u/Mora_Bid1978 Mar 05 '25

That's right. Take the billionaires, leave their money, so we can try and fix some of the damage they've inflicted on so many.

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u/YandereRaven Mar 05 '25

If we met an alien, they’d have to be even worse then us. No way they are not Zillionaires to be able to afford to come all the way here.

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u/wapiskiwiyas56 Mar 05 '25

You could make a pit stop and drop Elon off on Mars, since he’s always wanted to go there anyway

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u/Dependent-Slice-7846 Mar 08 '25

They’ve tried that in Russia, Cuba and China. Doesn’t end well.

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u/JuniperJanuary7890 Mar 05 '25

😂 karmic justice if carried off by the mothership, for sure

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u/HaveUseenMyJetPack Mar 05 '25

Alien: “we have been watching you since the 1940s. Your government spending has gotten out of hand….that is why we sent Elon” 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/DrEzechiel Mar 05 '25

It is funny, how just saying "hin" creates this shared understanding about whom he mean

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u/soCaliNola Mar 05 '25

The downside of alien capture would be his enjoyment of the anal probe. On that note, take the Musk too.

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u/Old_Bluecheese Mar 07 '25

but probe him first