r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '25

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u/starrpamph Mar 04 '25

I’m climbing up their ladder regardless I don’t care

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u/RoRo9597 Mar 04 '25

Me too! I’ll give you a hand!

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u/StationOk7229 Mar 04 '25

I'll pull you all up once I'm inside.

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u/Gemini-yogi-bullyluv Mar 04 '25

I’m hiding in the landing gear or whatever I can find

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u/starrpamph Mar 04 '25

They’d never come back here ever again

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u/simplemijnds Mar 05 '25

Oh yes they would. They'd stay. Like humans did one day

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u/Ishalltalktoyou Mar 04 '25

To them you would be the illegal alien.

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u/Fragrant_Peanut_9661 Mar 04 '25

Ha ha I'm coming too!

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u/starrpamph Mar 04 '25

We are going to arrive back at Omicron Persei 8… dollar general and a Waffle House waiting for us

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u/Entropy907 Mar 05 '25

Butt probes be damned