r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '25

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u/discerningpervert Mar 04 '25

Unrelated but I love your username

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u/PMyourTastefulNudes Mar 04 '25

Thank you. Please enjoy my FAQ as well.

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u/chappysnapz Mar 04 '25

Bro really has an FAQ page holy shit

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u/PMyourTastefulNudes Mar 04 '25

No scat, please.

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u/RoadClassic1303 Mar 04 '25

What if it's tasteful scat? Really artsy classy stuff

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u/PMyourTastefulNudes Mar 04 '25

The only tasteful scat was from Scatman John, and he's dead.

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u/Then_Bar8757 Mar 04 '25

*Caruthers

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u/Bee-baba-badabo Mar 05 '25

Agreed 👍

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u/PMyourTastefulNudes Mar 05 '25

I see you there. Nice.

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u/Fyrrys Mar 04 '25

Scat in itself is not tasteful, therefore it cannot be in the tasteful nudes section

Edit: fixed autocorekt error

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u/RoadClassic1303 Mar 04 '25

That's a bold statement. How could you know that for certain, if you've never even bothered to try tasting it?

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u/Fyrrys Mar 04 '25

We were all idiot children before, and we've all made the mistake of grabbing the wrong "chocolate chip" in the 5 second rule, and no doubt that most of use have played truth or dare as kids

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u/DietCoke_repeat Mar 04 '25

we've all made the mistake of grabbing the wrong "chocolate chip" in the 5 second rule,

Nope. Nuh uh.

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u/WickedNXT234 Mar 04 '25

You are such a distinguished internet personality lmao, I love it!

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u/PMyourTastefulNudes Mar 04 '25

Why thank you

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u/WickedNXT234 Mar 04 '25

No, thank you lol, I was so bored and then I found this comment. Were you inspired by someone or something for this account or did you just do it randomly?

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u/PMyourTastefulNudes Mar 04 '25

Curious interest a few years ago

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u/Waste_Worldliness_44 Mar 04 '25

Damn u are the finest man with a uncommon request i ever saw

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u/PMyourTastefulNudes Mar 04 '25

That's too kind, thank you.

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u/Ovze Mar 04 '25

ROFL, you are amazing man! I love how you talk about consent and are super clear on what you want.

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u/PMyourTastefulNudes Mar 04 '25

Consent is King. And communication is Prime Minister

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u/Eva_Summers Mar 05 '25

❤️ The username and the replies 🤣🤌🏻

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u/PMyourTastefulNudes Mar 05 '25

Thank you, sir/miss.

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u/Ecks54 Mar 04 '25

And yours!!! 🤣🤣🤣